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Postby dinos » Fri Sep 26, 2008 5:32 am

What do you call an Athenian with a Tampax on his head?
Abzorba the Greek...

What do you call a dead deer with no eyes and no genitals?
Still no f*cking idea.

What do you call a gent with no arms and no legs?
Matt...
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Postby Zorba » Fri Sep 26, 2008 8:57 pm

An Englishman,Scotsman and Irishman walk into a bar.
The barman says "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Postby bigdog » Sat Sep 27, 2008 5:11 pm

What is the medical term for the fatty tissue around the clitoris ?


THE WIFE :D
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Postby DANGAMAN » Sun Sep 28, 2008 12:30 am

Chinese man says:

Never piss against the wind...

Chinese man also say...

Never go to bed with itchy bum... You wake up with smelly finger!!!


:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Postby SSBubbles » Sun Sep 28, 2008 11:37 am

Zorba wrote:An Englishman,Scotsman and Irishman walk into a bar.
The barman says "Is this some kind of joke?"



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Zorba » Sat Oct 04, 2008 5:35 pm

I used to be undecisive,but now...............I'm not so sure
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Postby Zorba » Sat Oct 04, 2008 5:44 pm

I've been saving a fortune lately. Instead of spending a fortune ringing expensive sex lines, I ring the Samaritans and say, "talk dirty or I'll kill myself!"
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Postby Bubble 'n' squeak » Sat Oct 04, 2008 5:52 pm

Zorba wrote:I've been saving a fortune lately. Instead of spending a fortune ringing expensive sex lines, I ring the Samaritans and say, "talk dirty or I'll kill myself!"


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Floda » Mon Oct 27, 2008 2:12 am

.. :lol:
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