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Postby SSBubbles » Fri Jul 25, 2008 12:52 pm

A bicycle cannot stand on its own as it is 'too tired'!
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Postby Balalan » Fri Jul 25, 2008 1:17 pm

Schizophrenia beats being alone. ...
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Postby SSBubbles » Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:20 pm

There are two kinds of pedestrians - - the quick and the dead! :wink:
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Postby parsons22 » Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:38 pm

Why dose the sea roar!!!
So would you if you had crab's on your bottom. :lol: :lol:
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Postby yianna » Tue Sep 23, 2008 7:49 am

horse walks into a bar
barman says
"why the long face" :lol:
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Postby iceman » Tue Sep 23, 2008 8:20 am

CBBB wrote:What do you call a man with a piece of bacon on his head? Hamed.

What do you call a man with two pieces of bacon on his head? Mohamed.


What do you call a man with two pieces of bacon on his head and wanking? Sheik Mohamed. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Get Real! » Tue Sep 23, 2008 8:50 am

iceman wrote:What do you call a man with two pieces of bacon on his head and wanking?

Miltiades contemplating his next “Please love me!” poll... Image
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Postby miltiades » Tue Sep 23, 2008 9:13 am

Get Real! wrote:
iceman wrote:What do you call a man with two pieces of bacon on his head and wanking?

Miltiades contemplating his next “Please love me!” poll... Image

""An agreement is not an agreement until all T/Cs are expelled from Cyprus "
GR manifesto on the Cyprob ! :lol: :lol:
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Postby Get Real! » Tue Sep 23, 2008 9:16 am

miltiades wrote:
Get Real! wrote:
iceman wrote:What do you call a man with two pieces of bacon on his head and wanking?

Miltiades contemplating his next “Please love me!” poll... Image

""An agreement is not an agreement until all T/Cs are expelled from Cyprus "
GR manifesto on the Cyprob ! :lol: :lol:

Now now Milfy… you’ve got a campaign to run! Must be nice to people remember? 8)
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Postby zan » Tue Sep 23, 2008 9:16 am

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A dead one of these:Image


Sorry:oops:
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