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[Oracle]

We are willing to trade ...

Removal of Turks for X % of the Oil.

Now I wonder how much those pesky Turks are worth in barrels of crude oil per day ....

Calculator anyone?

[denizaksulu]

Hence the reason the EU is finally doing something to regain its full Cypriot territory.

I believe the Turks have been issued with their withdrawal notice!

If a war ensues because they won't budge ... well we have been preparing ourselves for the worst, whilst hoping for the best.

This may be the catalyst to the real solution.

BTW ... that Turkish Parliament ... is it still the same one today? ... want a bet it will not be by the end of Summer?

And ... please go ahead and build that water pipe.

It should be useful for when our Greek Brothers regain Anatolia and Asia Minor

Brings about a greater question though, Would the average GC accept water from Turkey?, or are they content with the supplies of stagnant water from the Mother land?

That is not the greater question.

The greater question is ... are Turks capable of engineering?

We trusted the Israelis to supply a pipe for the tanker and they failed us.

We should carry on with our usual tried and tested self-sufficiency methods. They have stood us in good steed for thousands of years.

Hail Archimedes ... and screw the Turks!

DSoes that mean you are volunteering O. Very generous of you. I think your offer will be rejected.

[zan]

Hence the reason the EU is finally doing something to regain its full Cypriot territory.

I believe the Turks have been issued with their withdrawal notice!

If a war ensues because they won't budge ... well we have been preparing ourselves for the worst, whilst hoping for the best.

This may be the catalyst to the real solution.

BTW ... that Turkish Parliament ... is it still the same one today? ... want a bet it will not be by the end of Summer?

And ... please go ahead and build that water pipe.

It should be useful for when our Greek Brothers regain Anatolia and Asia Minor

Brings about a greater question though, Would the average GC accept water from Turkey?, or are they content with the supplies of stagnant water from the Mother land?

That is not the greater question.

The greater question is ... are Turks capable of engineering?

We trusted the Israelis to supply a pipe for the tanker and they failed us.

We should carry on with our usual tried and tested self-sufficiency methods. They have stood us in good steed for thousands of years.

Hail Archimedes ... and screw the Turks!

Is that that Italian guy you are talking about.......Self sufficiency in claiming others work... You will also realise that the screw is no longer used but the humble bucket is.

[Oracle]

I see Tweedle Dim and Tweedle Dumb are back in unison again ...

Whereas I am armless ..

Get Real!... get back here!

[MedByzantine]

At the end of the day, MONEY TALKS, any agreement over Cyprus will not be driven by IDEALOGY, and most likely will be negotiated by the terms and conditions of the Turkish PM Recep Tayyip Erdogan...

[denizaksulu]

Well, looks like the kind people at parliament of Turkey have given the go ahead to build a 76km undersea pipeline to supply Cyprus with much needed water, which will solve the drought problem. But of course, one of the main agendas is the 70,000km of high-grade low sulphur petroleum deposits in the sea off the coast of Cyprus. And an Israeli firm and a Turkish firm TPAO have already prepared a plan since 2001 to tap into the oil resources north of the pan-handle and south west of Iskenderun. Looks like OIL will solve the Cyprus problem in the end....

Do you reckon its a Turkish Trojan Horse?

[MedByzantine]

NO, just business...

[Oracle]

Is that the same as a rocking horse?

[denizaksulu]

Hence the reason the EU is finally doing something to regain its full Cypriot territory.

I believe the Turks have been issued with their withdrawal notice!

If a war ensues because they won't budge ... well we have been preparing ourselves for the worst, whilst hoping for the best.

This may be the catalyst to the real solution.

BTW ... that Turkish Parliament ... is it still the same one today? ... want a bet it will not be by the end of Summer?

And ... please go ahead and build that water pipe.

It should be useful for when our Greek Brothers regain Anatolia and Asia Minor

Brings about a greater question though, Would the average GC accept water from Turkey?, or are they content with the supplies of stagnant water from the Mother land?

That is not the greater question.

The greater question is ... are Turks capable of engineering?

We trusted the Israelis to supply a pipe for the tanker and they failed us.

We should carry on with our usual tried and tested self-sufficiency methods. They have stood us in good steed for thousands of years.

Hail Archimedes ... and screw the Turks!

You are aware dearest O of the collapse of the Limassol pipeline. (Tanker to Shore) Have they repaired it yet? I was led to believe that its 'unrepairable'. Is that true?

I am not gloating here. Its sad. Wish the Turks luck. It may work better for all concerned.

[Nikitas]

Deniz said:


"You are aware dearest O of the collapse of the Limassol pipeline"

Beware! It is an Israeli company that fouled up the 1200 meter pipeiline of Limassol. Imagine how brilliant they will be making a 76 000 meter line over some of the deepest parts of the Mediterranean!