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Postby pantheman » Sat Jul 19, 2008 1:24 pm

I am in the process of filling in a e visa for some one and came across these questions on the form, check these out, I couldn't stop laughing. Are these people for real ?

38. IMPORTANT: ALL APPLICANTS MUST READ AND CHECK THE APPROPRIATE BOX FOR EACH ITEM.
A visa may not be issued to persons who are within specific categories defined by law as inadmissible to the United States (except when a waiver is obtained in advance). Is any of the following applicable to you?

Have you ever been arrested or convicted for any offense or crime, even though subject of a pardon, amnesty or other similar legal action? Have you ever unlawfully distributed or sold a controlled substance(drug), or been a prostitute or procurer for prostitutes? Yes No

Have you ever been refused admission to the U.S., or been the subject of a deportation hearing or sought to obtain or assist others to obtain a visa, entry into the U.S., or any other U.S. immigration benefit by fraud or willful misrepresentation or other unlawful means? Have you attended a U.S. public elementary school on student (F) status or a public secondary school after November 30, 1996 without reimbursing the school?
Yes No

Do you seek to enter the United States to engage in export control violations, subversive or terrorist activities, or any other unlawful purpose? Are you a member or representative of a terrorist organization as currently designated by the U.S. Secretary of State? Have you ever participated in persecutions directed by the Nazi government of Germany; or have you ever participated in genocide?
Yes No


Have you ever violated the terms of a U.S. visa, or been unlawfully present in, or deported from, the United States?
Yes No

Have you ever withheld custody of a U.S. citizen child outside the United States from a person granted legal custody by a U.S. court, voted in the United States in violation of any law or regulation, or renounced U.S. citizenship for the purpose of avoiding taxation?
Yes No


Have you ever been afflicted with a communicable disease of public health significance or a dangerous physical or mental disorder, or ever been a drug abuser or addict?
Yes No


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Postby CBBB » Sat Jul 19, 2008 8:39 pm

Well at least they have taken out the question they used to ask about have you ever been a member of a communist party. I think I was 12 at the time! Obviously a long time ago.
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Postby Novus » Mon Jul 21, 2008 3:54 am

Oddly enough there is legitimate logic as to why they ask those questions.
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Postby CBBB » Mon Jul 21, 2008 7:33 am

Logic definitely, but who is going to answer yes?
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Postby roseandchan » Mon Jul 21, 2008 7:36 am

god bless america
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Postby Novus » Mon Jul 21, 2008 1:10 pm

CBBB wrote:Logic definitely, but who is going to answer yes?
That is the point, they want the terrorist, Nazi and drug dealer to answer no. That way if they find out later instead of treating them as an American citizen, they can say they are not really citizens because they lied on the application and kick them out of the country as a result.
They did this to a Nazi that lied on his application and it happened nearly fifty years after he entered the country when they found out who he really was.
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Postby Oracle » Mon Jul 21, 2008 1:24 pm

Novus wrote:
CBBB wrote:Logic definitely, but who is going to answer yes?
That is the point, they want the terrorist, Nazi and drug dealer to answer no. That way if they find out later instead of treating them as an American citizen, they can say they are not really citizens because they lied on the application and kick them out of the country as a result.
They did this to a Nazi that lied on his application and it happened nearly fifty years after he entered the country when they found out who he really was.


And by the same logic used to put Al Capone away; with wrongfully filling in his IRS forms :lol:
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