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by **psycho** » Sat Jul 19, 2008 2:29 am

bill cobbett wrote:
psycho wrote:
miltiades wrote:
Oracle wrote:
miltiades wrote:
The Grim Reaper wrote:Death looks forward to meeting the Smokers soon....

ha...huh.. cough.. ha...wheeze....huh...cough...cough..ha..huh....cough..

Do us a favour mate death off will you stupid !

I think the Reaper is most welcome here ...

What are you worried about Miltiades? That you may be next ... being our oldest surviving member

O stop encouraging this poor sod , cant you see he has a problem , do I have to spell it out for you !
ps.
My father died at 104 , my grandfather at 105 , and I'm due to expire at 106 !!!
I can also take on any youngster at what ever physical sport and thrash them !! I do 100 push ups before breakfast , 50 after breakfast , drink a bottle of wine and do another 1 , !

And I'm 110 have bollocks the size of footballs, do 100 push ups on my cock every morning then headbutt the padded cell for an hour - then I wake up.

Have a good time in Cy Psycho. Please consider telling us where you will be incarcerated.. oops sorry.. I mean staying so that I can avoid you.

Thank you for those kind words Bill you never know I might send you a PM, in the mean time check this out..!!

by **Oracle** » Sat Jul 19, 2008 8:52 am

miltiades wrote:
Oracle wrote:
miltiades wrote:
The Grim Reaper wrote:Death looks forward to meeting the Smokers soon....

ha...huh.. cough.. ha...wheeze....huh...cough...cough..ha..huh....cough..

Do us a favour mate death off will you stupid !

I think the Reaper is most welcome here ...

What are you worried about Miltiades? That you may be next ... being our oldest surviving member

O stop encouraging this poor sod , cant you see he has a problem , do I have to spell it out for you !
ps.
My father died at 104 , my grandfather at 105 , and I'm due to expire at 106 !!!
I can also take on any youngster at what ever physical sport and thrash them !! I do 100 push ups before breakfast , 50 after breakfast , drink a bottle of wine and do another 1 , !

By logical deduction you should only live to 103 y.o. :roll:

by **miltiades** » Sat Jul 19, 2008 9:03 am

Oracle wrote:
miltiades wrote:
Oracle wrote:
miltiades wrote:
The Grim Reaper wrote:Death looks forward to meeting the Smokers soon....

ha...huh.. cough.. ha...wheeze....huh...cough...cough..ha..huh....cough..

Do us a favour mate death off will you stupid !

I think the Reaper is most welcome here ...

What are you worried about Miltiades? That you may be next ... being our oldest surviving member

O stop encouraging this poor sod , cant you see he has a problem , do I have to spell it out for you !
ps.
My father died at 104 , my grandfather at 105 , and I'm due to expire at 106 !!!
I can also take on any youngster at what ever physical sport and thrash them !! I do 100 push ups before breakfast , 50 after breakfast , drink a bottle of wine and do another 1 , !

By logical deduction you should only live to 103 y.o.

I have already set the clock at 106 , logic does indeed point to a 103
but both my grandfather and father were born in Theletra where I was born in Stroumbi The Great !! :lol:

by **miltiades** » Sat Jul 19, 2008 9:12 am

A short synopsis of Stroumbi The Great !
Since ancient times, the village was renowned for its WINES of excellent quality. Thus it is no accident that the village's inhabitants established -since August 1982 -their annual festival, named "Dionysia" in honour of the ancient Greek CYPRIOT God Dionysus.

The community of Stroumbi The Great utilising its tradition as one of the largest, qualitative WINE-making villages of Cyprus and wanting to offer to both locals and foreigners the opportunity of being acquainted with the pleasure and taste of grapes and WINE, is celebrating -every year in the month of August -the grapes' festival "Ta Dionysia". The festival is a great success every year and it is considered the most important event throughout the summer that takes place in the region.

by **Oracle** » Sat Jul 19, 2008 9:18 am

miltiades wrote:
Oracle wrote:
miltiades wrote:
Oracle wrote:
miltiades wrote:
The Grim Reaper wrote:Death looks forward to meeting the Smokers soon....

ha...huh.. cough.. ha...wheeze....huh...cough...cough..ha..huh....cough..

Do us a favour mate death off will you stupid !

I think the Reaper is most welcome here ...

What are you worried about Miltiades? That you may be next ... being our oldest surviving member

O stop encouraging this poor sod , cant you see he has a problem , do I have to spell it out for you !
ps.
My father died at 104 , my grandfather at 105 , and I'm due to expire at 106 !!!
I can also take on any youngster at what ever physical sport and thrash them !! I do 100 push ups before breakfast , 50 after breakfast , drink a bottle of wine and do another 1 , !

By logical deduction you should only live to 103 y.o.

I have already set the clock at 106 , logic does indeed point to a 103
but both my grandfather and father were born in Theletra where I was born in Stroumbi The Great !!

Aaahh .... a geographical error adjustment of the figures!

Not being a gerontologist, I omitted to consider that important factor alongside the genetic, physiological and biochemical considerations.