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Postby Magnus » Wed Jul 16, 2008 6:18 pm

Greetings sinners, welcome to the CF confessional. It has been brought to my attention that we have lots of naughty people on this forum who are at risk of some severe hellfire and brimstone, so I'm giving you all a chance to repent and save yourselves.

I know for a fact that some of you are partial to the grape, maybe you indulge a little too much? Or maybe you're the one that sneaks the last cupcake and blames it on someone else? You may have even committed the ultimate sin and aided the proliferation of Jazz :shock:

Speak your sins and be forgiven by your peers!
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Postby Maynard23 » Wed Jul 16, 2008 6:33 pm

Fags and Booze are my greatest downfall my friend, as I suggested in a previous thread, I blame Sir Winston Churchill because he was always pissed and smoking and as kids we were told of how great he was.
He was also reknowned for his ability to add subtlety to his insults, a technique I am having extreme difficulty in emulating.
..._ to any who may take umbrage to what I have posted, I promise to be a good boy henceforth, let the ..._ be my final act of defiance, until someone upsets me or spouts nonsense.

p.s. "Bollocks!" I've changed my mind. IMHO (Well I'll be dogged !). :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Cyprus Forum Confessional

Postby Filitsa » Wed Jul 16, 2008 7:19 pm

Magnus wrote:Greetings sinners, welcome to the CF confessional. It has been brought to my attention that we have lots of naughty people on this forum who are at risk of some severe hellfire and brimstone, so I'm giving you all a chance to repent and save yourselves.

I know for a fact that some of you are partial to the grape, maybe you indulge a little too much? Or maybe you're the one that sneaks the last cupcake and blames it on someone else? You may have even committed the ultimate sin and aided the proliferation of Jazz :shock:

Speak your sins and be forgiven by your peers!


I'm indeed partial to the grape, I've been known to eat the last cupcake, I aid the proliferation of jazz, and I don't feel an iota of guilt about any of it. Now, who are you that you address us as "sinners" and not "fellow sinners"? Are you without sin?
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Re: The Cyprus Forum Confessional

Postby Magnus » Wed Jul 16, 2008 7:31 pm

Filitsa wrote:I'm indeed partial to the grape, I've been known to eat the last cupcake, I aid the proliferation of jazz, and I don't feel an iota of guilt about any of it. Now, who are you that you address us as "sinners" and not "fellow sinners"? Are you without sin?


I admit it, I once ate the forbidden last cupcake (actually it might have been a blueberry muffin) and have occasionally denigrated Turkishness which may or may not be a sin depending on who you ask. Let my peers name the punishment and I'll take it like a man :D
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Re: The Cyprus Forum Confessional

Postby Filitsa » Wed Jul 16, 2008 7:34 pm

Magnus wrote:
Filitsa wrote:I'm indeed partial to the grape, I've been known to eat the last cupcake, I aid the proliferation of jazz, and I don't feel an iota of guilt about any of it. Now, who are you that you address us as "sinners" and not "fellow sinners"? Are you without sin?


I admit it, I once ate the forbidden last cupcake (actually it might have been a blueberry muffin) and have occasionally denigrated Turkishness which may or may not be a sin depending on who you ask. Let my peers name the punishment and I'll take it like a man :D


That's it?! You're no fun! Punishing you is hardly worth it.
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Re: The Cyprus Forum Confessional

Postby Magnus » Wed Jul 16, 2008 7:40 pm

Filitsa wrote:
Magnus wrote:
Filitsa wrote:I'm indeed partial to the grape, I've been known to eat the last cupcake, I aid the proliferation of jazz, and I don't feel an iota of guilt about any of it. Now, who are you that you address us as "sinners" and not "fellow sinners"? Are you without sin?


I admit it, I once ate the forbidden last cupcake (actually it might have been a blueberry muffin) and have occasionally denigrated Turkishness which may or may not be a sin depending on who you ask. Let my peers name the punishment and I'll take it like a man :D


That's it?! You're no fun! Punishing you is hardly worth it.


Well at least I'm happy to own up and take my punishment, unlike the 60+ others who are happy to view this thread but not confess!

Go on you lot, 'fess up! :lol: :lol:
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Postby bill cobbett » Wed Jul 16, 2008 7:53 pm

I'm so sorry. Please forgive me.
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Postby Oracle » Wed Jul 16, 2008 8:25 pm

Father Magnus .... Do you hear confessions by PM? 8)
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Postby Magnus » Wed Jul 16, 2008 9:06 pm

Oracle wrote:Father Magnus .... Do you hear confessions by PM? 8)


It's not my place to forgive, but I'm always happy to get PMs :D

The idea was that everyone would engage in some witty jovial banter as we appear to have developed a nasty reputation on this forum. I had a look at Cyprus Living (I was bored and it was only a quick glance) and there's yet another thread about how nasty everyone here is :(
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Postby RichardB » Wed Jul 16, 2008 9:29 pm

Oracle wrote:
Magnus wrote:
Oracle wrote:Father Magnus .... Do you hear confessions by PM? 8)


It's not my place to forgive, but I'm always happy to get PMs :D

The idea was that everyone would engage in some witty jovial banter as we appear to have developed a nasty reputation on this forum. I had a look at Cyprus Living (I was bored and it was only a quick glance) and there's yet another thread about how nasty everyone here is :(


I saw the thread ... it is by Jan / Ambersly / Cheshire Cat. :P

She left here in disgrace refusing to apologise to DT. about some vile names she called his wife ... but she couldn't go to that forum and say that ... so how better to get some sympathy then bad mouth infamous little me :lol:

I see she is starting with her feigned wholesome image again :lol:


And she loves you doesn't she :lol: :lol: (bet thats really upset you eh?)

Mind it was nice to see juliesewell sticking up for us

oh and kalispera Koppella mou
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