Cyprus-Forum.com

[SSBubbles]

The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican , and because they are the seven
dwarfs, they are immediately ushered in to see the Pope.

Grumpy leads the pack.

'Grumpy, my son,' says the Pope, 'What can I do for you?'

Grumpy asks, 'Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in
Rome ?'

The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and
answers, 'No, Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome .'

In the background, a few of the dwarfs start giggling.

Grumpy turns around and glares, silencing them.

Grumpy turns back, 'Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of
Europe ?'

The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, 'No,
Grumpy, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe .

'This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter.

Once again, Grumpy turns around and silences them with an angry glare.

Grumpy turns back and says, 'Mr.. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere
in the world?'

The Pope, really confused by the questions says, 'I'm sorry, my son, there
are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world.'

The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the
floor, tears rolling down their cheeks, as they begin chanting......


'Grumpy screwed a penguin!'

'Grumpy screwed a penguin!'

[BC Numismatics]

That really got me laughing!

Aidan.

[Big Al]

That really got me laughing!

Aidan.

Aidan!!!!
how ya been???? the pope is in sydney at the moment, being a fan of his would you like me to pass on any messages to him?? or would you like me to send a photo of him to you perhaps??

[BC Numismatics]

Big Al,the Pope of Rome is a Nazi,& besides,he hates Protestants,especially Anglicans like me! Nothing changes the fact that Pope Bentdick of Rome is Hell-bound anyway!

Aidan.

[SSBubbles]

Big Al,the Pope of Rome is a Nazi,& besides,he hates Protestants,especially Anglicans like me! Nothing changes the fact that Pope Bentdick of Rome is Hell-bound anyway!

Aidan.

Aidan, where have you been?

Remember this is a jokes thread; try and keep your comments under control this time please?