Thank gawd for the Germans .....
Male cousins went off in car leaving behind wives and mums. So I went over for advice. Head of family mum said "You have to kill it since you have a child"

. Cousin said "She's too English!

Leave a saucer of milk and shut all the other doors!" But cousin's German wife said "Come on, ve can getit oot!"
So to the sounds of Son playing Guitar Heroes III ( "Devil went down to Georgia" is still ringing in my ears

) .... we battled with brooms and moving furniture. After too many close encounters where I ended up eye-ball to eye-ball with it whilst peering under bed thus gaining much German kudos (not easy to impress them

) ... German cousin-in-law grabbed it with the BBQ tongs and marched out into the garden, just in time for it to fall into the mint border ....
Have a photo of it so may try and up-load later .....
Need a dip in the sea .... to calm nerves!
Thanks for being there folks.
Talisker sarcasm duly noted
