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Are you a Psychopath?

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Postby Oracle » Sun Jul 13, 2008 11:03 pm

The Grim Reaper wrote:
Oracle wrote:
Magnus wrote:
Oracle wrote:
The Grim Reaper wrote:Death must away now to help with some bbqing. ha...huh.......


Remember to remove you new watch .... :wink:


I thought Death uses a big hourglass to tell the time :?:


This one is a little more sophisticated I have reason to believe ... :wink:


Who have we here for our grim amusement? Who dares mock Death? Why, it's two other multi-faceted members. Let us consult the BOOK OF THE DEAD
:evil: Magnus - beware of upsetting neighbourly students playing jazz music loudly. ha.... huh... ha......

Oracle - you escaped my clutches last time. Death :evil: will not be cheated a second time. Did you like the snake I sent you? ...ha...huh..ha..huh.....


Hello Temptor Death... this is not the first time you have turned yourself into a Viper to entice Eve to take a bite and succumb to your wicked deadly ways ....

You were long, slithery, wily and muscular as you hugged the corners of my room ... but I looked into your eyes and I saw truth staring back at me ... and now I know who you are ... tick tock my diamond encrusted soul-mate ... but your secret is safe with me ... always :wink:

Precious .....
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Postby The Grim Reaper » Sun Jul 13, 2008 11:07 pm

Cheshire Cat wrote::D


Hello Chuckles !!! have you popped back for one of my cakes freshly made today with my home reared eggs :wink:


Death :evil: will have the last laugh ha...huh...ha...ha..

I see the pickens here are slim tonight. I must away to the Cyprus BarelyBreathing Forum where the admin is giving a diatribe on reviving out of date oven chips......ha...huh.......
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Postby denizaksulu » Sun Jul 13, 2008 11:47 pm

Paphitis wrote:
The Grim Reaper wrote:The unmistakable smell of a banning for the Cat! Let me see what the BOOK OF THE DEAD :evil: has to say. CheshireCat - be wary of passing off shop bought puff pastry as your own and also avoid home reared eggs. ha...huh...ha....huh.... ..ha

There will be rich pickings for Death from this thread :evil:


Can you please return GR to us?

He is very much needed as his work is not yet finished. :D



Et tu Bafidis? Conspirator extraordinaire. :roll:
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Postby Svetlana » Mon Jul 14, 2008 6:47 am

Look, Grim Reaper, we agreed you would not come onto the Forum at weekends, so that members would know they were safe for at least two days a week.

Why have you broken your promise ha..huh...ha...huh..ha ?

Behave - or I will speak to Mrs Reaper.

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Postby denizaksulu » Mon Jul 14, 2008 9:08 am

The GR, could you please, in your own inimitable way, tell us how successful your Oracles have been?

Perhaps I should not have said 'inimitable' as Lana has already succumbed to your MO.

:lol: :lol:
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Re: Are you a Psychopath?

Postby psycho » Mon Jul 14, 2008 1:53 pm

Niki wrote:This is not a trick question. It is as it reads :-

A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing. She believed him to be her dream guy so much, that she fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him. A few days later she killed her sister.

Question: What is her motive for killing her sister? [Give this some thought before you answer, see answer below]











































Answer: She was hoping the guy would appear at the funeral again.

If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. This was a test by a famous American psychologist used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer.

Many arrested serial killers took part in the test and answered the question correctly.

If you didn't answer the question correctly, then good for you.

If you got the answer correct, please let me know so admin can ban you!


I don't have to think like a Psychopath :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Paphitis » Mon Jul 14, 2008 2:02 pm

denizaksulu wrote:
Paphitis wrote:
The Grim Reaper wrote:The unmistakable smell of a banning for the Cat! Let me see what the BOOK OF THE DEAD :evil: has to say. CheshireCat - be wary of passing off shop bought puff pastry as your own and also avoid home reared eggs. ha...huh...ha....huh.... ..ha

There will be rich pickings for Death from this thread :evil:


Can you please return GR to us?

He is very much needed as his work is not yet finished. :D



Et tu Bafidis? Conspirator extraordinaire. :roll:


MOIR? :roll:
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Postby denizaksulu » Mon Jul 14, 2008 2:10 pm

Paphitis wrote:
denizaksulu wrote:
Paphitis wrote:
The Grim Reaper wrote:The unmistakable smell of a banning for the Cat! Let me see what the BOOK OF THE DEAD :evil: has to say. CheshireCat - be wary of passing off shop bought puff pastry as your own and also avoid home reared eggs. ha...huh...ha....huh.... ..ha

There will be rich pickings for Death from this thread :evil:


Can you please return GR to us?

He is very much needed as his work is not yet finished. :D



Et tu Bafidis? Conspirator extraordinaire. :roll:


MOIR? :roll:



Do you mean Moi?

Oui, toi.............wee twa
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Postby DT. » Mon Jul 14, 2008 2:16 pm

RichardB wrote:
Now c'mon. Deep down you just know that you want to submit yourself to Paphos and Paphites.


And to Omonioa and 'gate 9' :lol:


Huh? :shock: Why would you ruin a thread with this crap? Omonoia and gate 9???

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Postby LENA » Tue Jul 15, 2008 8:55 pm

DT. wrote:
RichardB wrote:
Now c'mon. Deep down you just know that you want to submit yourself to Paphos and Paphites.


And to Omonioa and 'gate 9' :lol:


Huh? :shock: Why would you ruin a thread with this crap? Omonoia and gate 9???

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