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[RichardB]

Come on then Cronus you old Psychpomp you

Do your best

Your job is merely to conduct the souls of the recently departed into the afterlife You are neither Ghost nor God ...

You are not able to make the decision and you know it only your boss can do that ...

So either Get the Real decision maker online or cease your silly games


Lots of love

Richard

[Paphitis]

The unmistakable smell of a banning for the Cat! Let me see what the BOOK OF THE DEAD has to say. CheshireCat - be wary of passing off shop bought puff pastry as your own and also avoid home reared eggs. ha...huh...ha....huh.... ..ha

There will be rich pickings for Death from this thread

Can you please return GR to us?

He is very much needed as his work is not yet finished.

Death is not open to negotiation and compromise but the case of the condemned former member may be looked on more kindly in return for a sacrifice.

To this end Pathitis the sacrifice must be a lengthy post from you condemning the district of Paphos. ha... huh...ha ....ha

And BTW, I love the intentional use of spelling errors!

I shall consider your proposal for such a terrible sacrifice and sacrilege against God's country after a couple of shots of Whiskey. But will you return GR for this sacrilege that I will commit whilst thinking about Cyprus?

Just know this, that if GR returns, I will make his life hell for this sacrilege, so much so that he will be begging for your return to whisk him away once again. He will be begging for mercy as I fully intend on kicking his butt all the way from Nicosia to Paphos.

Others must also come forward and apply to Death for atonement and a suitable sacrifice. ha...huh...ha....huh.... ..ha

Forget it. It can not be done.

Criticising Paphos is just too sacrileges to myself. It is afterall the best place in the world. You should know that.

[Paphitis]

The unmistakable smell of a banning for the Cat! Let me see what the BOOK OF THE DEAD has to say. CheshireCat - be wary of passing off shop bought puff pastry as your own and also avoid home reared eggs. ha...huh...ha....huh.... ..ha

There will be rich pickings for Death from this thread

Can you please return GR to us?

He is very much needed as his work is not yet finished.

Death is not open to negotiation and compromise but the case of the condemned former member may be looked on more kindly in return for a sacrifice.

To this end Pathitis the sacrifice must be a lengthy post from you condemning the district of Paphos. ha... huh...ha ....ha

And BTW, I love the intentional use of spelling errors!

I shall consider your proposal for such a terrible sacrifice and sacrilege against God's country after a couple of shots of Whiskey. But will you return GR for this sacrilege that I will commit whilst thinking about Cyprus?

Just know this, that if GR returns, I will make his life hell for this sacrilege, so much so that he will be begging for your return to whisk him away once again. He will be begging for mercy as I fully intend on kicking his butt all the way from Nicosia to Paphos.

Others must also come forward and apply to Death for atonement and a suitable sacrifice. ha...huh...ha....huh.... ..ha

Paphites do not apply and ask for atonement. We can not reduce ourselves to this indignity.

Now, you must apologise and repeat the following 100 times:

"Paphos is the best place in the world and Paphites are the coolest people on earth, except for Miltiades". OK.

Then you must apologise to all Paphites for your disrespect and sacrilege.

[The Grim Reaper]

The unmistakable smell of a banning for the Cat! Let me see what the BOOK OF THE DEAD has to say. CheshireCat - be wary of passing off shop bought puff pastry as your own and also avoid home reared eggs. ha...huh...ha....huh.... ..ha

There will be rich pickings for Death from this thread

Can you please return GR to us?

He is very much needed as his work is not yet finished.

Death is not open to negotiation and compromise but the case of the condemned former member may be looked on more kindly in return for a sacrifice.

To this end Pathitis the sacrifice must be a lengthy post from you condemning the district of Paphos. ha... huh...ha ....ha

And BTW, I love the intentional use of spelling errors!

I shall consider your proposal for such a terrible sacrifice and sacrilege against God's country after a couple of shots of Whiskey. But will you return GR for this sacrilege that I will commit whilst thinking about Cyprus?

Just know this, that if GR returns, I will make his life hell for this sacrilege, so much so that he will be begging for your return to whisk him away once again. He will be begging for mercy as I fully intend on kicking his butt all the way from Nicosia to Paphos.

Others must also come forward and apply to Death for atonement and a suitable sacrifice. ha...huh...ha....huh.... ..ha

Paphites do not apply and ask for atonement. We can not reduce ourselves to this indignity.

Now, you must apologise and repeat the following 100 times:

"Paphos is the best place in the world and Paphites are the coolest people on earth, except for Miltiades". OK.

Then you must apologise to all Paphites for your disrespect and sacrilege.

NEVER!

We will speak again Plonkers Paphitis and RichardB ... huh...ha....huh.. ..ha

[The Grim Reaper]

In the meantime, whilst the plonkers P and RB and others consider what sacrifices they will make to encourage the return of the Chief Plonker, let's see what the BOOK OF DEATH has to say of the poster of this hijacked thread. Niki - Be wary of your credit card limit when shopping....ha.... huh ...ha .....huh ..

Death must away now to help with some bbqing. ha...huh.......

[RichardB]

In the meantime, whilst the plonkers P and RB and others consider what sacrifices they will make to encourage the return of the Chief Plonker, let's see what the BOOK OF DEATH has to say of the poster of this hijacked thread. Niki - Be wary of your credit card limit when shopping....ha.... huh ...ha .....huh ..

Death must away now to help with some bbqing. ha...huh.......

Absolutely no intentions of making any sacrifices to you Cronus

You are just the messenger we will only speak to the big chief

Go help with the BBQing but dont get your fingers burntwhilst playing with fire

It is you who must atone to us suffering forum members

[Magnus]

Others must also come forward and apply to Death for atonement and a suitable sacrifice. ha...huh...ha....huh.... ..ha

Greetings dead dude. I don't know about the atonement part, as I'm squeaky clean (apart from the odd bit of 'denigration of Turkishness') but I tell you what, I'll make you a deal: You give the people what they want and I'll sacrifice a donner kebab and a bag of chips to you. If you do it quick smart then I'll even throw in a Mars bar.

Go on, you know it makes sense.

[Paphitis]

The unmistakable smell of a banning for the Cat! Let me see what the BOOK OF THE DEAD has to say. CheshireCat - be wary of passing off shop bought puff pastry as your own and also avoid home reared eggs. ha...huh...ha....huh.... ..ha

There will be rich pickings for Death from this thread

Can you please return GR to us?

He is very much needed as his work is not yet finished.

Death is not open to negotiation and compromise but the case of the condemned former member may be looked on more kindly in return for a sacrifice.

To this end Pathitis the sacrifice must be a lengthy post from you condemning the district of Paphos. ha... huh...ha ....ha

And BTW, I love the intentional use of spelling errors!

I shall consider your proposal for such a terrible sacrifice and sacrilege against God's country after a couple of shots of Whiskey. But will you return GR for this sacrilege that I will commit whilst thinking about Cyprus?

Just know this, that if GR returns, I will make his life hell for this sacrilege, so much so that he will be begging for your return to whisk him away once again. He will be begging for mercy as I fully intend on kicking his butt all the way from Nicosia to Paphos.

Others must also come forward and apply to Death for atonement and a suitable sacrifice. ha...huh...ha....huh.... ..ha

Paphites do not apply and ask for atonement. We can not reduce ourselves to this indignity.

Now, you must apologise and repeat the following 100 times:

"Paphos is the best place in the world and Paphites are the coolest people on earth, except for Miltiades". OK.

Then you must apologise to all Paphites for your disrespect and sacrilege.

NEVER!

We will speak again Plonkers Paphitis and RichardB ... huh...ha....huh.. ..ha

Now c'mon. Deep down you just know that you want to submit yourself to Paphos and Paphites.

Now, get down on your knees and beg for forgiveness to your sacrilege.

Otherwise, I am just going to have to give you a good spanking.

[RichardB]

Now c'mon. Deep down you just know that you want to submit yourself to Paphos and Paphites.

And to Omonioa and 'gate 9'

[Cheshire Cat]

The unmistakable smell of a banning for the Cat! Let me see what the BOOK OF THE DEAD has to say. CheshireCat - be wary of passing off shop bought puff pastry as your own and also avoid home reared eggs. ha...huh...ha....huh.... ..ha

There will be rich pickings for Death from this thread

Can you please return GR to us?

He is very much needed as his work is not yet finished.

Death is not open to negotiation and compromise but the case of the condemned former member may be looked on more kindly in return for a sacrifice.

To this end Pathitis the sacrifice must be a lengthy post from you condemning the district of Paphos. ha... huh...ha ....ha

And BTW, I love the intentional use of spelling errors!

I shall consider your proposal for such a terrible sacrifice and sacrilege against God's country after a couple of shots of Whiskey. But will you return GR for this sacrilege that I will commit whilst thinking about Cyprus?

Just know this, that if GR returns, I will make his life hell for this sacrilege, so much so that he will be begging for your return to whisk him away once again. He will be begging for mercy as I fully intend on kicking his butt all the way from Nicosia to Paphos.

Others must also come forward and apply to Death for atonement and a suitable sacrifice. ha...huh...ha....huh.... ..ha

Paphites do not apply and ask for atonement. We can not reduce ourselves to this indignity.

Now, you must apologise and repeat the following 100 times:

"Paphos is the best place in the world and Paphites are the coolest people on earth, except for Miltiades". OK.

Then you must apologise to all Paphites for your disrespect and sacrilege.

NEVER!

We will speak again Plonkers Paphitis and RichardB ... huh...ha....huh.. ..ha

Now c'mon. Deep down you just know that you want to submit yourself to Paphos and Paphites.

Now, get down on your knees and beg for forgiveness to your sacrilege.

Otherwise, I am just going to have to give you a good spanking.

This is starting to sound a bit kinky I'm off