Oracle wrote:Maynard23 wrote:Oracle wrote:Maynard23 wrote:Winston Churchill, he proved that you can spend your whole life pissed, smoke as much as you like, and still live to a ripe old age. !!.
Apart from needlessly sending thousands of men to an early grave, he also cheated with his drinking.
Apparently he had one very watered down scotch prepared in the morning, and he just sipped from that throughout the day .... making it look like he was constantly drinking ...
But he did invent the tank
Yeah !!, pull the other leg, old Winnie was a notorious piss artist.
No really! .... I read it in one of the many biographies about his colourful life, about ten years ago, and have been watering my wine down ever since as a tribute
And here I am, smoking forty a day and getting rat-arsed as often as I can.............. Do you think Winnie was a bad influence then ?.