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Postby CBBB » Sat Jul 12, 2008 9:10 am

Two young boys walk into a pharmacy one day, pick out a box of Tampax and proceed to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asks the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?'

'Eight,' the boy replies.

The man continues, 'Do you know what these are used for?'

'Not exactly,' the boy says. 'But they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now he can't do either one.'
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Postby tessintrnc » Sat Jul 12, 2008 9:14 am

CBBB wrote:Two young boys walk into a pharmacy one day, pick out a box of Tampax and proceed to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asks the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?'

'Eight,' the boy replies.

The man continues, 'Do you know what these are used for?'

'Not exactly,' the boy says. 'But they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now he can't do either one.'


:lol: I remember those stupid adverts !!!! :lol:
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Postby CBBB » Sat Jul 12, 2008 5:32 pm

Did you learn to swim and ride a bike?
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Re: Kids Shopping

Postby SSBubbles » Mon Jul 14, 2008 8:19 am

CBBB wrote:Two young boys walk into a pharmacy one day, pick out a box of Tampax and proceed to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asks the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?'

'Eight,' the boy replies.

The man continues, 'Do you know what these are used for?'

'Not exactly,' the boy says. 'But they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now he can't do either one.'




Ah! The young and the innocent! :wink:
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Postby tessintrnc » Mon Jul 14, 2008 8:23 am

CBBB wrote:Did you learn to swim and ride a bike?



Of course - otherwise I'd have got my money back!!! :lol:
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