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[denizaksulu]

Q. What is the main purpose of a big brain?

A. To enable you to select & entice better sexual partners.

Males and females expect brilliant, fascinating, articulate, entertaining companions.

Women need to have the creativity and variety etc. of the Arabian Nights’ heroine Scheherazade to keep their husbands around.

Men need to have the Greek god Dionysus’ attributes (playfulness, seductiveness etc) to get a look-in.

What do you find most appealing when choosing a partner?

Sheherezad? Lying so and so. Her and her nightly headaches. A man needs a hoe' in the bedroom not a constant headache addict.

Are you saying men don't appreciate a bed-time story?

Little boys might ppreciate a bedtime story. Not this one. The bedroom is for one thing and one thing only...................

[denizaksulu]

...........sleep.

[Oracle]

Righto ... so you are only interested in a "sleeping partner"

[denizaksulu]

Righto ... so you are only interested in a "sleeping partner"

Do you want to sleep with me? Dont bother answering. I have been told you snore too much.

[GorillaGal]

just give me a hairy chest and a sense of humor.

[Oracle]

Righto ... so you are only interested in a "sleeping partner"

Do you want to sleep with me? Dont bother answering. I have been told you snore too much.

Untroubled by self-doubt again I see

Not a very attractive quality!

[denizaksulu]

Righto ... so you are only interested in a "sleeping partner"

Do you want to sleep with me? Dont bother answering. I have been told you snore too much.

Untroubled by self-doubt again I see

Not a very attractive quality!

Thank God. Phew. That was a life saver from a fate worse than death.

[Oracle]

Righto ... so you are only interested in a "sleeping partner"

Do you want to sleep with me? Dont bother answering. I have been told you snore too much.

Untroubled by self-doubt again I see

Not a very attractive quality!

Thank God. Phew. That was a life saver from a fate worse than death.

Oh, dash it!

Cyberventing fatigue syndrome has set in .....

Goodnight!

[denizaksulu]

Righto ... so you are only interested in a "sleeping partner"

Do you want to sleep with me? Dont bother answering. I have been told you snore too much.

Untroubled by self-doubt again I see

Not a very attractive quality!

Thank God. Phew. That was a life saver from a fate worse than death.

Oh, dash it!

Cyberventing fatigue syndrome has set in .....

Goodnight!

Good night O. If you get bored let me know. I have a few surprises up my sleeve.

[dinos]

What do you find most appealing when choosing a partner?

A deaf, blind, mute nymphomaniac that owns a liquor store.

A more serious answer is far more complex. High-maintenance women (too much clothing, primping, getting the nails done) do not last very long with me. I have always liked intelligent, confident women. Make-up and French mani/pedi-cures are especially disliked. Nail polish is OK, but when women let their toenails overhang to give effect to a French pedi, that's indescribably vile to me.

In summary, I tend to be drawn to confident women that have a handle on the human element. There's no way to quantify it; that can only become known from interactions with each individual.

<Later: I make my pedicure comments with the full understanding that all men have ugly feet >