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[perdike]

Why would I feel sorry for Ken ????

Depends WHICH Ken . . . poor old Ken, boyfriend of blow-up-Barbie, or Ken, husband of the fragrant Dierdre ?

[denizaksulu]

What would you guys do for entertainment, without us women around?

You will kill each other!

Well, I could play FIFA on PS3 all day with no interuptions. Watch all the footie games on Sky. Pop to the local for a drink or two. Invites my buddies around all hours of the day. Watch what I like on TV with having to watch rubbish Big Brother!

Paradise

But who would cook your dinner, pick up your washing and do the shopping.. and who would you cuddle up to at night ??? PS3's are a bit hard !! Speaking of which, who would sort that for you too ???

That's easy!

Packet meals for tea, shopping - well thats easy www.tescoonline.com who will bring it to your door. Cuddles, that might prove tricky but sure us men could find a way of getting round it!

Blow up dollies from Toys'R'Us

Surely NOT Madam !!!!!

Snigger, Snigger

Dnt you feel sorry for Mr. Perdike? disgusting.

Get your brains sorted, chimps!! Sorry for KEN, don't you mean

Unless you are a 'plastic fetishist' how can you ----((make passionate love to) a plastic/rubber doll(Ken orfemale equivalent)? Please dont tell me.

[Cheshire Cat]

Why would I feel sorry for Ken ????

Depends WHICH Ken . . . poor old Ken, boyfriend of blow-up-Barbie, or Ken, husband of the fragrant Dierdre ?

Actually saw Ken Barlow on Coronation Street the other night, I would like to know what preservative he is using

[denizaksulu]

Why would I feel sorry for Ken ????

Depends WHICH Ken . . . poor old Ken, boyfriend of blow-up-Barbie, or Ken, husband of the fragrant Dierdre ?

Actually saw Ken Barlow on Coronation Street the other night, I would like to know what preservative he is using

I said something like that to my wife last night. She retorted that whatever I do I am too late Yet Deirdre's Ken doensnt look a day older than me.

[Cheshire Cat]

Why would I feel sorry for Ken ????

Depends WHICH Ken . . . poor old Ken, boyfriend of blow-up-Barbie, or Ken, husband of the fragrant Dierdre ?

Actually saw Ken Barlow on Coronation Street the other night, I would like to know what preservative he is using

I said something like that to my wife last night. She retorted that whatever I do I am too late Yet Deirdre's Ken doensnt look a day older than me.

Perhaps he is using formaldahyde !!! He must be well into his seventies by now.

[perdike]

Why would I feel sorry for Ken ????

Depends WHICH Ken . . . poor old Ken, boyfriend of blow-up-Barbie, or Ken, husband of the fragrant Dierdre ?

Actually saw Ken Barlow on Coronation Street the other night, I would like to know what preservative he is using

I said something like that to my wife last night. She retorted that whatever I do I am too late Yet Deirdre's Ken doensnt look a day older than me.

Perhaps he is using formaldahyde !!! He must be well into his seventies by now.

His holier-than-thou-spirit has preserved him in aspic!! HE STILL DOESN'T DESERVE DEIRDRE, OR EVEN WORSE, TRACY !!!!

[Cheshire Cat]

Why would I feel sorry for Ken ????

Depends WHICH Ken . . . poor old Ken, boyfriend of blow-up-Barbie, or Ken, husband of the fragrant Dierdre ?

Actually saw Ken Barlow on Coronation Street the other night, I would like to know what preservative he is using

I said something like that to my wife last night. She retorted that whatever I do I am too late Yet Deirdre's Ken doensnt look a day older than me.

Perhaps he is using formaldahyde !!! He must be well into his seventies by now.

His holier-than-thou-spirit has preserved him in aspic!! HE STILL DOESN'T DESERVE DEIRDRE, OR EVEN WORSE, TRACY !!!!

Dierdre, Blanche, and TRACEY put them in a cell together, horrible characters,
and another thing, his hair is to damn perfect ,

[denizaksulu]

Why would I feel sorry for Ken ????

Depends WHICH Ken . . . poor old Ken, boyfriend of blow-up-Barbie, or Ken, husband of the fragrant Dierdre ?

Actually saw Ken Barlow on Coronation Street the other night, I would like to know what preservative he is using

I said something like that to my wife last night. She retorted that whatever I do I am too late Yet Deirdre's Ken doensnt look a day older than me.

Perhaps he is using formaldahyde !!! He must be well into his seventies by now.

His holier-than-thou-spirit has preserved him in aspic!! HE STILL DOESN'T DESERVE DEIRDRE, OR EVEN WORSE, TRACY !!!!

Dierdre, Blanche, and TRACEY put them in a cell together, horrible characters,
and another thing, his hair is to damn perfect ,

I have not seen a barbers there. Do you think Maria does it for him? (His hair I mean) Never seen him in the salon either. Yet I NEVER watch whatdoya call it.

[Cheshire Cat]

Why would I feel sorry for Ken ????

Depends WHICH Ken . . . poor old Ken, boyfriend of blow-up-Barbie, or Ken, husband of the fragrant Dierdre ?

Actually saw Ken Barlow on Coronation Street the other night, I would like to know what preservative he is using

I said something like that to my wife last night. She retorted that whatever I do I am too late Yet Deirdre's Ken doensnt look a day older than me.

Perhaps he is using formaldahyde !!! He must be well into his seventies by now.

His holier-than-thou-spirit has preserved him in aspic!! HE STILL DOESN'T DESERVE DEIRDRE, OR EVEN WORSE, TRACY !!!!

Dierdre, Blanche, and TRACEY put them in a cell together, horrible characters,
and another thing, his hair is to damn perfect ,

I have not seen a barbers there. Do you think Maria does it for him? (His hair I mean) Never seen him in the salon either. Yet I NEVER watch whatdoya call it.

`Course not Deniz !!! me neither.

I think it is made out of plastic, he is probably as bald as a coot inderneath,it barely moves in a stiff breeze.

[denizaksulu]

Why would I feel sorry for Ken ????

Depends WHICH Ken . . . poor old Ken, boyfriend of blow-up-Barbie, or Ken, husband of the fragrant Dierdre ?

Actually saw Ken Barlow on Coronation Street the other night, I would like to know what preservative he is using

I said something like that to my wife last night. She retorted that whatever I do I am too late Yet Deirdre's Ken doensnt look a day older than me.

Perhaps he is using formaldahyde !!! He must be well into his seventies by now.

His holier-than-thou-spirit has preserved him in aspic!! HE STILL DOESN'T DESERVE DEIRDRE, OR EVEN WORSE, TRACY !!!!

Dierdre, Blanche, and TRACEY put them in a cell together, horrible characters,
and another thing, his hair is to damn perfect ,

I have not seen a barbers there. Do you think Maria does it for him? (His hair I mean) Never seen him in the salon either. Yet I NEVER watch whatdoya call it.

`Course not Deniz !!! me neither.

I think it is made out of plastic, he is probably as bald as a coot inderneath,it barely moves in a stiff breeze.

Do you think he's had a face lift? Maybe it will work on me too.