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[Magnus]

Magnus,

What about Basie, Ellington, Sarah Vaughn, Satchmo, Scott Joplin etc etc. Have a soul, man.

Hey, I do have a soul and I intend to keep it in at least 80% clean condition! This means avoiding all Jazz, just to be safe. I don't mind if other people want to risk it, it just means I'll have a bit more space to stretch out on my cloud when the time comes

[SSBubbles]

Here are the proposed Modern, Seven Deadly Sins:


A senior adviser to The Pope has advocated a new list of seven deadly sins:

1. Genetic modification
2. Carrying out experiments on humans
3. Polluting the environment
4. Causing social injustice
5. Causing poverty
6. Becoming obscenely wealthy
7. Taking drugs.

Number 6 is a good one ....... but I wonder how the Vatican itself will get out of that one

Easy - they cannot 'become' wealthy as they already are - past tense - problem solved

[SSBubbles]

I already know the seven modern sins and can happily say that I have only commited one of them. I wont say which one...

1. Listening to Jazz
2. Playing Jazz
3. Buying Jazz records
4. Coveting your neighbour's Jazz
5. Encouraging the proliferation of Jazz
6. Inflicting Jazz on other people
7. Denigration of Turkishness

what's the matter, Magnus? i get the feeling you don't like jazz?

Bet he never watched 'The Bix Beiderbecke Affair' on tv either!

[Magnus]

I already know the seven modern sins and can happily say that I have only commited one of them. I wont say which one...

1. Listening to Jazz
2. Playing Jazz
3. Buying Jazz records
4. Coveting your neighbour's Jazz
5. Encouraging the proliferation of Jazz
6. Inflicting Jazz on other people
7. Denigration of Turkishness

what's the matter, Magnus? i get the feeling you don't like jazz?

Bet he never watched 'The Bix Beiderbecke Affair' on tv either!

Not a chance. I hope he got struck by lightning in the end, I love a bit of divine retribution