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Greetings film fans! I'm sure you all know that Hollywood movies are often adapted from other sources, but do you know what the main source is? That's right, those filthy western gavur steal ideas from Turkish cinema!

No, no, I'm not being sarcastic, it's absolutly true! Join with me now as we take a quick journey through the mastery of Turkish film-making.

First of all, let's expose that thieving skunk Steven Spielberg! He made an absolute fortune with E.T: The Extra Terrestrial. Did he write it himself? No! He stole the idea! Let's take a look at the original. I present to you Badi: The Turkish E.T!




Wasn't that great? There's not a child in the land who wouldn't love that.

Now let's expose another thieving gavur! Multi-millionaire George Lucas has made a killing off the back of 'Star Wars' but here is the original (keep an eye out for Turkish Darth Vader):



You see? It's all stolen!

Turkish film-makers have also been behind some of the world's most famous action heroes. Fancy seeing the real version of 'Rambo'?



Finally, I've saved the best until last. It's another hero of cinema, probably the greatest hero the world will ever know. He fights for truth, justice and the Turkish way. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, Turkish Superman!



See you next time popcorn munchers!