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Postby denizaksulu » Sat Jul 12, 2008 9:42 pm

Maynard23 wrote:I hope that logic does not apply to he Turks in the north, if it does, Cypriots could soon find themselves eating the donkey sausages the Turks are smuggling over the border.



Welcome to the forum Maynard23. I am sure you will enjoy yourself here. So far we are having a great laugh. Keep it up. :?
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Postby denizaksulu » Sat Jul 12, 2008 9:48 pm

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Maynard23 wrote:Hello, this is my first post and I am glad I can agree with what you say about Britain, if it was not for them there would be peace in lots of places that now have wars. America and Britain are the biggest lying gits on earth.
But when it comes to the thieving and scamming tricks, I think the Turks take the biscuit.
I have been to Apostolos Andreas and I think the Turkish market should be snuffed out with all those who have turned the place into a thieves kitchen.


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Richard dear ... do not be taken in too quickly ..

There are a few Turks coming on here trying to divide the Cypriots and the British now that they are beginning to finally put their past misdemeanors (the little regrettable matter of divide and rule) behind them.

The modern way is to remind ourselves that Cyprus and Britain are EU partners, hence allies against the Turks when push comes to shove.

I've tried to put MedByz to rights above, regarding our present kinship with the Brits ... who are finally signing in all the right places. :D



Shock and horror. O allies herself with the Brits. Henceforth Bubbles loves you. :lol: :lol:


Ooohh that! :roll:

I was just flirting with RichardB ... 8)

Piratis has put me in my place since!

Never again .... Nasty divisive Brits :P



Huh, women, forever changing their minds. Just when I thought that peace was achieved.
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Postby Maynard23 » Sat Jul 12, 2008 9:53 pm

denizaksulu wrote:
Maynard23 wrote:I hope that logic does not apply to he Turks in the north, if it does, Cypriots could soon find themselves eating the donkey sausages the Turks are smuggling over the border.



Welcome to the forum Maynard23. I am sure you will enjoy yourself here. So far we are having a great laugh. Keep it up. :?



Thanks for the wlcome, but I am serious about the sausages, I had a few for my breakfast the other day and had a nasty accident.
I was staggering home pissed with a fag in my mouth when a copper came up behind me to feel my collar, I gave him a backward kick straight in the bollocks, I am sure they were donkey meat sausages. :lol:
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Postby denizaksulu » Sat Jul 12, 2008 10:06 pm

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Maynard23 wrote:I hope that logic does not apply to he Turks in the north, if it does, Cypriots could soon find themselves eating the donkey sausages the Turks are smuggling over the border.



Welcome to the forum Maynard23. I am sure you will enjoy yourself here. So far we are having a great laugh. Keep it up. :?



Thanks for the wlcome, but I am serious about the sausages, I had a few for my breakfast the other day and had a nasty accident.
I was staggering home pissed with a fag in my mouth when a copper came up behind me to feel my collar, I gave him a backward kick straight in the bollocks, I am sure they were donkey meat sausages. :lol:



I will try to stop laughing. :lol: :lol:
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Postby Maynard23 » Sat Jul 12, 2008 10:12 pm

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Maynard23 wrote:I hope that logic does not apply to he Turks in the north, if it does, Cypriots could soon find themselves eating the donkey sausages the Turks are smuggling over the border.



Welcome to the forum Maynard23. I am sure you will enjoy yourself here. So far we are having a great laugh. Keep it up. :?



Thanks for the wlcome, but I am serious about the sausages, I had a few for my breakfast the other day and had a nasty accident.
I was staggering home pissed with a fag in my mouth when a copper came up behind me to feel my collar, I gave him a backward kick straight in the bollocks, I am sure they were donkey meat sausages. :lol:



I will try to stop laughing. :lol: :lol:



The copper didn't think it was very funny mate, I didn't stop to find out if he was going to nick me, I just galloped off home. :lol:
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Postby denizaksulu » Sat Jul 12, 2008 10:28 pm

Maynard23 wrote:
denizaksulu wrote:
Maynard23 wrote:
denizaksulu wrote:
Maynard23 wrote:I hope that logic does not apply to he Turks in the north, if it does, Cypriots could soon find themselves eating the donkey sausages the Turks are smuggling over the border.



Welcome to the forum Maynard23. I am sure you will enjoy yourself here. So far we are having a great laugh. Keep it up. :?



Thanks for the wlcome, but I am serious about the sausages, I had a few for my breakfast the other day and had a nasty accident.
I was staggering home pissed with a fag in my mouth when a copper came up behind me to feel my collar, I gave him a backward kick straight in the bollocks, I am sure they were donkey meat sausages. :lol:



I will try to stop laughing. :lol: :lol:



The copper didn't think it was very funny mate, I didn't stop to find out if he was going to nick me, I just galloped off home. :lol:



I hope your home wasnt in the Karpasia. I heard that those donkeys are randy old stinkers. :lol:
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Postby Maynard23 » Sat Jul 12, 2008 10:32 pm

Are there any donkeys left up there ?, from what I,ve heard the Turks have killed them all off. :roll:
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Postby denizaksulu » Sat Jul 12, 2008 10:40 pm

Maynard23 wrote:Are there any donkeys left up there ?, from what I,ve heard the Turks have killed them all off. :roll:



Oh, really? Damn, there goes my sausage export business. :lol:
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Postby Maynard23 » Sat Jul 12, 2008 10:46 pm

Three legs is a wonkey, Four legs is a donkey, Five legs is a bonkey. :lol:
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Postby denizaksulu » Sat Jul 12, 2008 10:52 pm

Maynard23 wrote:Three legs is a wonkey, Four legs is a donkey, Five legs is a bonkey. :lol:



Well you will know a bonkey when they chase you. I hope you can run fast. :lol:
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