Magnus wrote:lovernomore wrote:
i f$$$ many nice greek gc girls maybe one of them your doughter, sister mother, maybe wife. please give my regardes. i miss them and they are allways in my heaart.
This one's for you darling. It's called 'Lover No More'
Lover No More
Lovernomore my witless chum
what is that hanging out your bum?
I'm not quite sure it should be there,
does it make your neighbour stare?
You hate my writing and my prose
you'd probably like to break my nose
Just bring it on you pathetic louse
you don't scare me you big girl's blouse
Your mouth is big, your words make me sick
perhaps you should fill it with a 'liquorice stick'?
Your bragging about women doesn't really impress
we all know you like to wear a dress
Your father can teach you Turkish style
just drop your knickers and give him a smile
bend over now and take it good
get in touch with your inner womanhood
If he goes too rough you can ask him to stop
get on your knees and suck his lollipop
it wont be the first time, of that I'm sure
but don't worry chum, I've got the cure
Pack up your high-heels and big red flag
run away from home and work in drag
you'll be the happiest that you've ever been
England could use another Queen...
Superb