Magnus wrote:bill cobbett wrote:BigAl does so love his crappy flag
Which some here see as a drag
As shiny as a big red plum
Do wish he'd shove it up his bum
More, more please ( pref. better than this awful attempt )
( Back to cooking dinner - frozen steak pie with oven ready chips )
I turn my back for one minute and you lot start getting all poetic without me.
Well just for that I'm presenting my own literary masterpiece entitled 'Ode to the Turkish Pac-Man'.
Ode to the Turkish Pac-Man
Turkish Pac-Man you're a twat
Looking down on me like that
I hate the sight of you on that hill
staring at your power pill
Your Turkish chums are on my land
Living in rusty caravans
Their thieving friends are in my neighbour's house
they're all as welcome as a pubic louse
I wish the Problem would just get sorted
Then they can all be deported
Back to Turkey from whence they came
never to darken my doorstep again
Oh Turkish Pac-Man, you utter twat
How dare you look at me like that?
You might remind me of the past
but we will see who laughs last
Your puppet leader won't last long
and your army friends will soon be gone
You've got TMT and grey wolves too
but my donkey could have the lot of you
You may be a symbol of years of strife
but I've been sleeping with your wife
That's nothing compared to what I'll do
When I get my hands on you
Yes Turkish Pac-Man you're a b*****d of a man
but not half as much as what I am.
I'll cut your nuts off and stick them up your butt
with a Turkish flag and a coconut
Not great I know, but the best I can do off the top of my head.