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[roseandchan]

i use it as a way to find home. when i get lost in nicosia, all i have to do is look for the flag and head in that direction.

[Brittania]

i use it as a way to find home. when i get lost in nicosia, all i have to do is look for the flag and head in that direction.

Thats sorted then. We project a hologram into the sea of the flag and watch all these nimrods follow their way home!

[Jerry]

BigAl does so love his crappy flag
Which some here see as a drag

As shiny as a big red plum
Do wish he'd shove it up his bum


More, more please ( pref. better than this awful attempt )


( Back to cooking dinner - frozen steak pie with oven ready chips )

I turn my back for one minute and you lot start getting all poetic without me. Well just for that I'm presenting my own literary masterpiece entitled 'Ode to the Turkish Pac-Man'.

Ode to the Turkish Pac-Man

Turkish Pac-Man you're a twat
Looking down on me like that
I hate the sight of you on that hill
staring at your power pill

Your Turkish chums are on my land
Living in rusty caravans
Their thieving friends are in my neighbour's house
they're all as welcome as a pubic louse

I wish the Problem would just get sorted
Then they can all be deported
Back to Turkey from whence they came
never to darken my doorstep again

Oh Turkish Pac-Man, you utter twat
How dare you look at me like that?
You might remind me of the past
but we will see who laughs last

Your puppet leader won't last long
and your army friends will soon be gone
You've got TMT and grey wolves too
but my donkey could have the lot of you

You may be a symbol of years of strife
but I've been sleeping with your wife
That's nothing compared to what I'll do
When I get my hands on you

Yes Turkish Pac-Man you're a b*****d of a man
but not half as much as what I am.
I'll cut your nuts off and stick them up your butt
with a Turkish flag and a coconut


Not great I know, but the best I can do off the top of my head.

I wish you hadn't written that Magnus, it makes my effort look pathetic!
Brilliant, how about another one?

[tessintrnc]

BigAl does so love his crappy flag
Which some here see as a drag

As shiny as a big red plum
Do wish he'd shove it up his bum


More, more please ( pref. better than this awful attempt )


( Back to cooking dinner - frozen steak pie with oven ready chips )

I turn my back for one minute and you lot start getting all poetic without me. Well just for that I'm presenting my own literary masterpiece entitled 'Ode to the Turkish Pac-Man'.

Ode to the Turkish Pac-Man

Turkish Pac-Man you're a twat
Looking down on me like that
I hate the sight of you on that hill
staring at your power pill

Your Turkish chums are on my land
Living in rusty caravans
Their thieving friends are in my neighbour's house
they're all as welcome as a pubic louse

I wish the Problem would just get sorted
Then they can all be deported
Back to Turkey from whence they came
never to darken my doorstep again

Oh Turkish Pac-Man, you utter twat
How dare you look at me like that?
You might remind me of the past
but we will see who laughs last

Your puppet leader won't last long
and your army friends will soon be gone
You've got TMT and grey wolves too
but my donkey could have the lot of you

You may be a symbol of years of strife
but I've been sleeping with your wife
That's nothing compared to what I'll do
When I get my hands on you

Yes Turkish Pac-Man you're a b*****d of a man
but not half as much as what I am.
I'll cut your nuts off and stick them up your butt
with a Turkish flag and a coconut


Not great I know, but the best I can do off the top of my head.

You talk very big but for hundereds of years Turks rules you and f$$k you and your family, and garantee they will keep f$$$$ng you for much mor years.

Turks, Tcs are loughin now and lauogh before. Your time to laugh not near future. You are the arseoles of the planet and you are been punished.

Good poem, congrttulasion, but what you write only in poems and dreeams. Good nite

Lovemenomore, leaving your excellent literary judgement aside, I piss on you. I piss on you again and for good measure I shite on you. I also piss on your wife, if you're unlucky enough to have one. I also piss on all your children, if you have any and they were actually sired by you. I also piss on your goat.

Needless to say so I will say it needlessly, I finally piss and shite on your crappy flag.

Kali sas nichta plonkeraki.

---

... bill c. ...pissed again

only on forums shit face if you look history Turks Tcs do this toy for centuris. so please get it out of your chesst, its your only chance

btw, im not TC or Turk. I am just a man that has conecton to greeks GCs and Turks and Tcs. I have many frends of all them but Gcs are the bastards i like have fun with. Your reaction is proof a nation of just f$$$$$ng wankers. i f$$$ many nice greek gc girls maybe one of them your doughter, sister mother, maybe wife. please give my regardes. i miss them and they are allways in my heaart.

btw, im not GC or Greek (plonker)

If not greek than you must be English. More chance i f$$k you doughter, mother, sister or wife becuase i live in england btw, england now shithole. what happen to you engilsh and england? no body have respect for you, i look at engilsh man and say how this wankers have a great empire, they are all wankers all your woman f$$k with foreighn man, thel all like specally black cock. Is your familly in to liqurish stick?

Good gracious was that tirade really necessary?

[DT.]

got quite a mouth this turk.

[tessintrnc]

Its ok lovernomore, , but try to rise above the insults rather than be dragged down to that level,

[CanDiaz]

Wow you people are F**k'd up!

[DT.]

Its ok lovernomore, , but try to rise above the insults rather than be dragged down to that level,

there there....poor thing. Don't listen to the bad man. You're an angel you are

[Magnus]

i f$$$ many nice greek gc girls maybe one of them your doughter, sister mother, maybe wife. please give my regardes. i miss them and they are allways in my heaart.

This one's for you darling. It's called 'Lover No More'

Lover No More

Lovernomore my witless chum
what is that hanging out your bum?
I'm not quite sure it should be there,
does it make your neighbour stare?

You hate my writing and my prose
you'd probably like to break my nose
Just bring it on you pathetic louse
you don't scare me you big girl's blouse

Your mouth is big, your words make me sick
perhaps you should fill it with a 'liquorice stick'?
Your bragging about women doesn't really impress
we all know you like to wear a dress

Your father can teach you Turkish style
just drop your knickers and give him a smile
bend over now and take it good
get in touch with your inner womanhood

If he goes too rough you can ask him to stop
get on your knees and suck his lollipop
it wont be the first time, of that I'm sure
but don't worry chum, I've got the cure

Pack up your high-heels and big red flag
run away from home and work in drag
you'll be the happiest that you've ever been
England could use another Queen...

[CBBB]

Magnus,

Louse and blouse?