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[soyer]

MANNERS GENTLEMAN THIS IS OUT OF ORDER.

[bill cobbett]

MANNERS GENTLEMAN THIS IS OUT OF ORDER.

Well, well, well, well-mannered gentleman Soyer. That's a nice, bright, shiny flag you have there.

[bill cobbett]

BigAl does so love his crappy flag
Which some here see as a drag

As shiny as a big red plum
Do wish he'd shove it up his bum


More, more please ( pref. better than this awful attempt )


( Back to cooking dinner - frozen steak pie with oven ready chips )

I turn my back for one minute and you lot start getting all poetic without me. Well just for that I'm presenting my own literary masterpiece entitled 'Ode to the Turkish Pac-Man'.

Ode to the Turkish Pac-Man

Turkish Pac-Man you're a twat
Looking down on me like that
I hate the sight of you on that hill
staring at your power pill

Your Turkish chums are on my land
Living in rusty caravans
Their thieving friends are in my neighbour's house
they're all as welcome as a pubic louse

I wish the Problem would just get sorted
Then they can all be deported
Back to Turkey from whence they came
never to darken my doorstep again

Oh Turkish Pac-Man, you utter twat
How dare you look at me like that?
You might remind me of the past
but we will see who laughs last

Your puppet leader won't last long
and your army friends will soon be gone
You've got TMT and grey wolves too
but my donkey could have the lot of you

You may be a symbol of years of strife
but I've been sleeping with your wife
That's nothing compared to what I'll do
When I get my hands on you

Yes Turkish Pac-Man you're a b*****d of a man
but not half as much as what I am.
I'll cut your nuts off and stick them up your butt
with a Turkish flag and a coconut


Not great I know, but the best I can do off the top of my head.

You talk very big but for hundereds of years Turks rules you and f$$k you and your family, and garantee they will keep f$$$$ng you for much mor years.

Turks, Tcs are loughin now and lauogh before. Your time to laugh not near future. You are the arseoles of the planet and you are been punished.

Good poem, congrttulasion, but what you write only in poems and dreeams. Good nite

Lovemenomore, leaving your excellent literary judgement aside, I piss on you. I piss on you again and for good measure I shite on you. I also piss on your wife, if you're unlucky enough to have one. I also piss on all your children, if you have any and they were actually sired by you. I also piss on your goat.

Needless to say so I will say it needlessly, I finally piss and shite on your crappy flag.

Kali sas nichta plonkeraki.

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... bill c. ...pissed again

only on forums shit face if you look history Turks Tcs do this toy for centuris. so please get it out of your chesst, its your only chance

btw, im not TC or Turk. I am just a man that has conecton to greeks GCs and Turks and Tcs. I have many frends of all them but Gcs are the bastards i like have fun with. Your reaction is proof a nation of just f$$$$$ng wankers. i f$$$ many nice greek gc girls maybe one of them your doughter, sister mother, maybe wife. please give my regardes. i miss them and they are allways in my heaart.

btw, im not GC or Greek (plonker)

[bill cobbett]

Perhaps the good people of the Free Areas should respond with their own figure. A copy of this one might be suitable.

[Big Al]

the answer is very simple, its none of anyones business. The TC's can do anything they want in the TRNC and GC's can do anything they want in the RoC.

[roseandchan]

i see this differently. when my kids were young if you told them, no, they would just want to do what ever it was more. so the more all you in the roc go on about how you hate this flag, the longer it will stay. what about a good will gesture from your side to let us use our own airport for direct flights? no, didn't think you would agree.

[CBBB]

You have direct flights, to Turkey.

[Big Al]

You have direct flights, to Turkey.

thats fine, keep the direct flights, we'll keep the TRNC

[miltiades]

You have direct flights, to Turkey.

thats fine, keep the direct flights, we'll keep the TRNC

How about recognition mate !!!

[Big Al]

You have direct flights, to Turkey.

thats fine, keep the direct flights, we'll keep the TRNC

How about recognition mate !!!

Listen, i thought we agreed you and i wouldnt argue anymore, i dont want to argue/call someone names when i know they are elderly
saw the pics of your grandchild, congrats..