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[Oracle]

I'm only sorry I won't be around to see that puny tiny little Y chromosome wilt and drop off.

Who needs them?

Well you only say that because you are fortunate to have two "X" chromosomes ..... but what of those poor males battling to hold on to their diminishing, shrivelling genes?

[Brittania]

I'm only sorry I won't be around to see that puny tiny little Y chromosome wilt and drop off.

Who needs them?

Well you only say that because you are fortunate to have two "X" chromosomes ..... but what of those poor males battling to hold on to their diminishing, shrivelling genes?

All I'm saying is that from my limited (what a loser HE was!) experience I have noticed that the y thingy is becoming more and more icky.

[Oracle]

I'm only sorry I won't be around to see that puny tiny little Y chromosome wilt and drop off.

Who needs them?

Well you only say that because you are fortunate to have two "X" chromosomes ..... but what of those poor males battling to hold on to their diminishing, shrivelling genes?

All I'm saying is that from my limited (what a loser HE was!) experience I have noticed that the y thingy is becoming more and more icky.

I heard rumours that you are pregnant and expecting your first child Tania. Indeed that you are entering your third trimester.

Are they true?

(Teenage pregnancies )

[Kikapu]

My dear Kikapu, I cannot imagine a world where you were indeed the last man and I had to suffice with a mere 15 minutes of your ... sustenance.

What a nightmare world that would be; the grass having grown so long without being mowed, women governing countries (a chance for a future Clinton perhaps ), pussy-cats as the only pets, talcum powder dust gathering in every valley, spiders languishing in baths waiting to be thrown outside, leaky plumbing, light-bulbs requiring changing, women growing flabby and unkempt, unscrewing the tops of yet more whisky-bottles etc ... you get the picture .... not a pleasant prospect in my opinion at all ..... as I wait for my 15 minutes of pleasure at the hands of Kikapu ....

OK Oracle, I will make an exception with you and give you a specific time to appear ( an appointment) for your 15 minutes of pleasure, so that you can do all you chores as described above and still have enough time to make yourself look presentable to me.

[Brittania]

I'm only sorry I won't be around to see that puny tiny little Y chromosome wilt and drop off.

Who needs them?

Well you only say that because you are fortunate to have two "X" chromosomes ..... but what of those poor males battling to hold on to their diminishing, shrivelling genes?

All I'm saying is that from my limited (what a loser HE was!) experience I have noticed that the y thingy is becoming more and more icky.

I heard rumours that you are pregnant and expecting your first child Tania. Indeed that you are entering your third trimester.

Are they true?

(Teenage pregnancies )

Big deal And anyway its not like that at all. I know who the father is and he doesn't even want a dna test cause he's pretty much sure its him as well.

[Oracle]

I'm only sorry I won't be around to see that puny tiny little Y chromosome wilt and drop off.

Who needs them?

Well you only say that because you are fortunate to have two "X" chromosomes ..... but what of those poor males battling to hold on to their diminishing, shrivelling genes?

All I'm saying is that from my limited (what a loser HE was!) experience I have noticed that the y thingy is becoming more and more icky.

I heard rumours that you are pregnant and expecting your first child Tania. Indeed that you are entering your third trimester.

Are they true?

(Teenage pregnancies )

Big deal And anyway its not like that at all. I know who the father is and he doesn't even want a dna test cause he's pretty much sure its him as well.

But darling Tania ......

Congratulations

.... and what relief you know the father (another teenager? ). He sounds wonderful to do away with DNA tests! Such trust in this day and age.

Will you do a thread to announce this? .... and then we can all share in your daily delights as you double in size, discussing the ins and outs of teenage motherhood!

[Brittania]

I'm only sorry I won't be around to see that puny tiny little Y chromosome wilt and drop off.

Who needs them?

Well you only say that because you are fortunate to have two "X" chromosomes ..... but what of those poor males battling to hold on to their diminishing, shrivelling genes?

All I'm saying is that from my limited (what a loser HE was!) experience I have noticed that the y thingy is becoming more and more icky.

I heard rumours that you are pregnant and expecting your first child Tania. Indeed that you are entering your third trimester.

Are they true?

(Teenage pregnancies )

Big deal And anyway its not like that at all. I know who the father is and he doesn't even want a dna test cause he's pretty much sure its him as well.

But darling Tania ......

Congratulations

.... and what relief you know the father (another teenager? ). He sounds wonderful to do away with DNA tests! Such trust in this day and age.

Will you do a thread to announce this? .... and then we can all share in your daily delights as you double in size, discussing the ins and outs of teenage motherhood!

thats actually quite cool, it'll give me something to take my mind off the fact that I've cut down to only half a pack of B&H ciggies now.

This thing is already taking over my life

[Oracle]

I'm only sorry I won't be around to see that puny tiny little Y chromosome wilt and drop off.

Who needs them?

Well you only say that because you are fortunate to have two "X" chromosomes ..... but what of those poor males battling to hold on to their diminishing, shrivelling genes?

All I'm saying is that from my limited (what a loser HE was!) experience I have noticed that the y thingy is becoming more and more icky.

I heard rumours that you are pregnant and expecting your first child Tania. Indeed that you are entering your third trimester.

Are they true?

(Teenage pregnancies )

Big deal And anyway its not like that at all. I know who the father is and he doesn't even want a dna test cause he's pretty much sure its him as well.

But darling Tania ......

Congratulations

.... and what relief you know the father (another teenager? ). He sounds wonderful to do away with DNA tests! Such trust in this day and age.

Will you do a thread to announce this? .... and then we can all share in your daily delights as you double in size, discussing the ins and outs of teenage motherhood!

thats actually quite cool, it'll give me something to take my mind off the fact that I've cut down to only half a pack of B&H ciggies now.

This thing is already taking over my life

I can sense those maternal instincts slowly changing you Tania ....

[purdey]

What a lovely discussion. Teenage pregnancy, DNA testing, smoking whilst pregnant, I hope you have also cut down on the cheap strong cider.
Sorry have to go feeling a little weepy, take care.

[Kikapu]

He runs a daytime talk show appealing to the lower classes who insist of washing their dirty linen in public about who might be who's father or who's sleeping with who's sister's boyfriend etc.

Sounds like another "Jerry Springer Show".!!

Appeals to the lowest common denominator.!!

"White Trash" in another words.!.

It's similar but not as extreme as Springer. As Fiesty said it's usually about people finding out who their parents are or if their boy/girlfriend cheated on them. I basically sum it up as 'DNA tests and lie detectors'. As you say, it's very popular with the underclass and people who don't have anything better to do, especially the 'single-mother on benefits' crowd and their dope-smoking boyfriends.

Oh I know, it's the other show where the presenter Maury Povich, says "You Are the Father".!!