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A World Without Men ... Bad or Better?

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Postby SSBubbles » Tue Jul 08, 2008 4:26 pm

Feisty wrote:
Kikapu wrote:
Feisty wrote:I'm pretty sure all he's offering is protein.


Did you do the "protein analysis" all by yourself, or was it done in the lab.!!?? :wink: :wink:


Too late I'd swallowed it.



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Postby Kikapu » Tue Jul 08, 2008 4:27 pm

Feisty wrote:
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Feisty wrote:I'm pretty sure all he's offering is protein.


Did you do the "protein analysis" all by yourself, or was it done in the lab.!!?? :wink: :wink:


Too late I'd swallowed it.


OK, you did it yourself.! :D :D

Just for that, you allocated time will be pushed up to 20 minutes, just so that you have time for "extra servings".!! :lol: :lol:
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Postby Feisty » Tue Jul 08, 2008 4:27 pm

He runs a daytime talk show appealing to the lower classes who insist of washing their dirty linen in public about who might be who's father or who's sleeping with who's sister's boyfriend etc.
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Postby Kikapu » Tue Jul 08, 2008 4:31 pm

Feisty wrote:He runs a daytime talk show appealing to the lower classes who insist of washing their dirty linen in public about who might be who's father or who's sleeping with who's sister's boyfriend etc.


Sounds like another "Jerry Springer Show".!!

Appeals to the lowest common denominator.!!

"White Trash" in another words.!. :lol:
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Postby SSBubbles » Tue Jul 08, 2008 4:34 pm

Feisty wrote:He runs a daytime talk show appealing to the lower classes who insist of washing their dirty linen in public about who might be who's father or who's sleeping with who's sister's boyfriend etc.



Sounds like fun :lol: :roll: :roll: :roll: :lol:
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Postby Magnus » Tue Jul 08, 2008 4:40 pm

Kikapu wrote:
Feisty wrote:He runs a daytime talk show appealing to the lower classes who insist of washing their dirty linen in public about who might be who's father or who's sleeping with who's sister's boyfriend etc.


Sounds like another "Jerry Springer Show".!!

Appeals to the lowest common denominator.!!

"White Trash" in another words.!. :lol:


It's similar but not as extreme as Springer. As Fiesty said it's usually about people finding out who their parents are or if their boy/girlfriend cheated on them. I basically sum it up as 'DNA tests and lie detectors'. As you say, it's very popular with the underclass and people who don't have anything better to do, especially the 'single-mother on benefits' crowd and their dope-smoking boyfriends.
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Postby Feisty » Tue Jul 08, 2008 4:42 pm

Couldn'tt have put it better myself Magnus.
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Re: A World Without Men ... Bad or Better?

Postby Oracle » Tue Jul 08, 2008 4:44 pm

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Oracle wrote:Prof. Sykes is a bit of a radical scientist, but he has good evidence to suggest men are going to disappear in the near future.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_a ... 155329.ece

So can we cope without men?

Avoiding the obvious delights of male company :wink:

What do men contribute to our lives that we would miss ...... and could some things actually improve?


Let me tell you something my Darling Oracle, that if I were the last man on earth, you will have to join a bloody long queue, behind all the other women, and even then, you will be allocated only 15 minutes of my valuable pleasures. :lol: :lol:

I know you have been let down by men before who has given you much less than 15 minutes of pleasure, therefore you will see this as an improvement, but you also need to understand, that you will only get "one shot" of it. :lol: :lol:

The same goes to all the other women on this forum, who thinks they do not need a man.! :lol: :lol:


My dear Kikapu, I cannot imagine a world where you were indeed the last man and I had to suffice with a mere 15 minutes of your ... sustenance.

What a nightmare world that would be; the grass having grown so long without being mowed, women governing countries (a chance for a future Clinton perhaps :wink: ), pussy-cats as the only pets, talcum powder dust gathering in every valley, spiders languishing in baths waiting to be thrown outside, leaky plumbing, light-bulbs requiring changing, women growing flabby and unkempt, unscrewing the tops of yet more whisky-bottles etc ... you get the picture .... not a pleasant prospect in my opinion at all ..... as I wait for my 15 minutes of pleasure at the hands of Kikapu ....

The article is about the loss of virility by men as their "Y" chromosomes get shorter with passing generations.

So if you indeed could still boast 15 minutes, I imagine you strapped to a lab bench somewhere filling specimen bottles as a natural curiosity to having escaped this fate predicted by Prof. Sykes.

I beg only, that I be that scientist in charge of sample collection! :wink:
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Postby Magnus » Tue Jul 08, 2008 4:48 pm

I forgot to add that it's one of my ambitions to host a similar show in Cyprus. It would have loads of great talking points like: 'my mother wants me to move out but I'm only 45' and 'My GC father hates my TC boyfriend'.
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Postby Brittania » Tue Jul 08, 2008 4:49 pm

I'm only sorry I won't be around to see that puny tiny little Y chromosome wilt and drop off.

Who needs them?
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