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[kurupetos]

No, it doesn't work at the South Pole. There is no more south to go!

What about the one where you travel one km north, one km west and finally one km south, only to find yourself where you started. So, where were you in the first place.

Now?

[CBBB]

That wasn't the question!

[kurupetos]

That wasn't the question!

I know! That's a new one for the south pole!

[boomerang]

Here is another one: What do I have in my left pocket? Hint: My right pocket is empty.

Mrs Palmer and her five daughters held captive?

[kurupetos]

Here is another one: What do I have in my left pocket? Hint: My right pocket is empty.

Mrs Palmer and her five daughters held captive?

No! It is empty as well! I just came back from shopping.

[Smiler Brian]

Another one from Bananiot's quiz:

Do we say "nine and five IS thirteen" or "nine and five ARE thirteen"?

Nine and Five equals Fourteen ...

Nine plus five can equal one also !! Work it out !
Here is the formula 9+5 =1

I know that "eleven plus two" is an anagram of "twelve plus one".

[CBBB]

OK, one more:

February is the shortest month in the year, but which is the longest?

[pantheman]

Another one from Bananiot's quiz:

Do we say "nine and five IS thirteen" or "nine and five ARE thirteen"?

Nine and Five equals Fourteen ...

No, it doesn't, as nine AND five are numbers.

It should have read ADD then it would be IS or EQUALS.

Good try though

[kurupetos]

OK, one more:

February is the shortest month in the year, but which is the longest?

October.