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[Feisty]

I did actually feel driven (no pun intended) to drive up the M6 3 years ago totally topless.
It was very liberating.

Indeed driving around the UK with the top down in your convertible would be deemed most racy, if not a touch too nippy!

It was with the top down and no clothes too on a rare hot July day.

[Oracle]

I did actually feel driven (no pun intended) to drive up the M6 3 years ago totally topless.
It was very liberating.

Indeed driving around the UK with the top down in your convertible would be deemed most racy, if not a touch too nippy!

It was with the top down and no clothes too on a rare hot July day.

OK ... put your foot down and don't stop at traffic lights ... and hope those leather seat covers don't end up too sticky

[Brittania]

I did actually feel driven (no pun intended) to drive up the M6 3 years ago totally topless.
It was very liberating.

Indeed driving around the UK with the top down in your convertible would be deemed most racy, if not a touch too nippy!

It was with the top down and no clothes too on a rare hot July day.

OK ... put your foot down and don't stop at traffic lights ... and hope those leather seat covers don't end up too sticky

Do you realise how many schoolchildren heading to summer camp in a bus, you've traumatised?

[Feisty]

It was on the motorway but most dis-satisfying as you don't see the effect so I drove around the services

[purdey]

Or how many lorry drivers are still in hospital recovering from injuries after crashing into motorway embankments.

[denizaksulu]

I think you should knock this on the head, Kurupetos will come again !

I missed it the first time, it was too quick for me to notice.

The pics please!

You are be-coming too hasty!!

No viagra needed here old man!

Here neither.

[kurupetos]

How about some turkish viagra: What the f??? are these?

[SSBubbles]

I think you should knock this on the head, Kurupetos will come again !

I missed it the first time, it was too quick for me to notice.

The pics please!

You are be-coming too hasty!!

No viagra needed here old man!

Here neither.

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Water melons are the new Viagra

Jul 6 2008 by Nathan Bevan, Wales On Sunday

IF you see hordes of men furtively emerging from the local supermarket this week trying to hide a big green orb under each arm, then I know the reason why.

It’s because water melons are the new Viagra, apparently.

Now, I know what you’re thinking. It’s gonna take a fair size cup of water to wash one of them down in one go, right?

Not to worry fellas, you’re allowed to slice them first.

Although that still doesn’t get around the fact that few of us will still be in the mood to get jiggy with it after guzzling something that’s essentially 92% water.

Believe me, nothing’s more likely to kill a romantic moment than the sound of someone’s guts sloshing around like the drum of a knackered old washing machine.

How’s all this supposed to work anyway Nathan, I hear you ask.

Well, I’ll tell you.

Pay attention everyone, here comes the science bit.

It says ’ere that watermelon contains a phytonutrient called citrulline. Citrulline is converted by the body into another amino acid, arginine.

Arginine, in turn, boosts nitric oxide levels, which relaxes blood vessels and produces the same basic effect that Viagra has.

I won’t go any further into what those effects are because my mum’s probably reading.

Unfortunately, for messy eaters like myself, there is more citrulline in the rind of the watermelon, which means you’ve got to make it through all of the soft, pink fruity bit.

And have you ever caught a glimpse of yourself in the mirror after trying to eat a slice of that bloody stuff?

Gormless face glistening wet, a dripper hanging off your nose, pips poking out of your beard...and your bib absolutely soaking.

Or maybe that’s just me.

Either way, it’s a complete turn-off.

Rather than an aphrodisiac then, maybe the men in the white lab coats should try to push it as a new method of contraception, because no woman in her right mind is going to want to sleep with you after eyeballing a mess like that.

Which brings to mind an excellent example of oral contraception that my mate told me about one time.

Apparently he asked a girl to go to bed with him and she said: “No!”

[SSBubbles]

I think you should knock this on the head, Kurupetos will come again !

I missed it the first time, it was too quick for me to notice.

The pics please!

You are be-coming too hasty!!

No viagra needed here old man!

Here neither.

Is it true that Viagra was first produced to help heart attack sufferers?

[Oracle]

Citrulline in the rind of watermelons, huh?

No wonder my mother always saved it up and turned chunks of it into Glyko