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[denizaksulu]

Bubbles and Kurupetos are trying to kill me off. What have I done to deserve this. Aaaaargh

[SSBubbles]

Bubbles and Kurupetos are trying to kill me off. What have I done to deserve this. Aaaaargh

What's wrong Deniz dear? Not like melons?

[kurupetos]

http://www.purpleslinky.com/Offbeat/Biz ... ems.104238

[Z4]

So, who would get dressed up in their birthday suit then? I have once or twice!

[SSBubbles]

So, who would get dressed up in their birthday suit then? I have once or twice!

Can you get 'dressed up' in your birthday suit?

[denizaksulu]

I think you should knock this on the head, Kurupetos will come again !

I missed it the first time, it was too quick for me to notice.

The pics please!

You are be-coming too hasty!!

No viagra needed here old man!

Here neither.

Is it true that Viagra was first produced to help heart attack sufferers?

Yes, thats what happened. Common sense really since it would increase the blood flow for heart attack victims. It didnt take long for the pharmacologists to catch on.

[denizaksulu]

Bubbles and Kurupetos are trying to kill me off. What have I done to deserve this. Aaaaargh

What's wrong Deniz dear? Not like melons?

I love watermelon and Turkish delight with figs and nuts. Damn diabetes. Stop teasing me. You two have taken over from Halil. Aaaargh!!

[Z4]

So, who would get dressed up in their birthday suit then? I have once or twice!

Can you get 'dressed up' in your birthday suit?

Well ok dressed down then....come on....answer the question

[denizaksulu]

I think you should knock this on the head, Kurupetos will come again !

I missed it the first time, it was too quick for me to notice.

The pics please!

You are be-coming too hasty!!

No viagra needed here old man!

Here neither.

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Water melons are the new Viagra

Jul 6 2008 by Nathan Bevan, Wales On Sunday

IF you see hordes of men furtively emerging from the local supermarket this week trying to hide a big green orb under each arm, then I know the reason why.

It’s because water melons are the new Viagra, apparently.

Now, I know what you’re thinking. It’s gonna take a fair size cup of water to wash one of them down in one go, right?

Not to worry fellas, you’re allowed to slice them first.

Although that still doesn’t get around the fact that few of us will still be in the mood to get jiggy with it after guzzling something that’s essentially 92% water.

Believe me, nothing’s more likely to kill a romantic moment than the sound of someone’s guts sloshing around like the drum of a knackered old washing machine.

How’s all this supposed to work anyway Nathan, I hear you ask.

Well, I’ll tell you.

Pay attention everyone, here comes the science bit.

It says ’ere that watermelon contains a phytonutrient called citrulline. Citrulline is converted by the body into another amino acid, arginine.

Arginine, in turn, boosts nitric oxide levels, which relaxes blood vessels and produces the same basic effect that Viagra has.

I won’t go any further into what those effects are because my mum’s probably reading.

Unfortunately, for messy eaters like myself, there is more citrulline in the rind of the watermelon, which means you’ve got to make it through all of the soft, pink fruity bit.

And have you ever caught a glimpse of yourself in the mirror after trying to eat a slice of that bloody stuff?

Gormless face glistening wet, a dripper hanging off your nose, pips poking out of your beard...and your bib absolutely soaking.

Or maybe that’s just me.

Either way, it’s a complete turn-off.

Rather than an aphrodisiac then, maybe the men in the white lab coats should try to push it as a new method of contraception, because no woman in her right mind is going to want to sleep with you after eyeballing a mess like that.

Which brings to mind an excellent example of oral contraception that my mate told me about one time.

Apparently he asked a girl to go to bed with him and she said: “No!”

That explains why our donkey was always randy in summer. He loved watermelon rind.

[kurupetos]

So, who would get dressed up in their birthday suit then? I have once or twice!

I do that every morning before I enter the bathroom!