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Postby psycho » Wed Jul 02, 2008 11:27 am

If you're thinking of selling your house then this could be the Estate Agent for you.



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I just hope you get to choose which one has to do the deed.
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Postby Bill » Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:11 pm

Just goes to show how desperate the housing situation is now in the UK. :lol:

I wonder if it will catch on in Cyprus. :shock: :wink:

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Postby webbo » Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:46 pm

The employee on the far right giving the thumbs up is the one who provides the blow jobs :( :(
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Postby kurupetos » Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:49 pm

They should hire younger women wearing less clothes if they want to succeed! 8) :lol:
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Postby Jerry » Wed Jul 02, 2008 3:38 pm

Bill wrote:Just goes to show how desperate the housing situation is now in the UK. :lol:

I wonder if it will catch on in Cyprus. :shock: :wink:

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I think they are Yanks, Bill. "Realtors" is the clue - more corruption of the English language.

BTW, I've been contacted by two Cyprus estate agents in the last week asking if I'm still looking to buy. I hadn't heard from them for ages, sounds like they are desperate for business. Perhaps I should forward above picture.
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Postby SSBubbles » Wed Jul 02, 2008 4:17 pm

Different! :wink: :lol:
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Postby Smiler Brian » Wed Jul 02, 2008 5:21 pm

Free blowjobs? How much are they normally then?
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Postby psycho » Fri Jul 04, 2008 12:49 pm

Smiler Brian wrote:Free blowjobs? How much are they normally then?


You should know that Estate Agents lie about all charges!!
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Postby SSBubbles » Fri Jul 04, 2008 1:27 pm

psycho wrote:
Smiler Brian wrote:Free blowjobs? How much are they normally then?


You should know that Estate Agents lie about all charges!!



'Hidden extras' :wink:
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Postby psycho » Fri Jul 04, 2008 1:41 pm

SSBubbles wrote:
psycho wrote:
Smiler Brian wrote:Free blowjobs? How much are they normally then?


You should know that Estate Agents lie about all charges!!



'Hidden extras' :wink:


If you come in their mouth do you think that would be a "Hidden extra" ?
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