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Postby pantheman » Fri Jul 04, 2008 1:45 pm

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Smiler Brian wrote:Free blowjobs? How much are they normally then?


You should know that Estate Agents lie about all charges!!



'Hidden extras' :wink:


If you come in their mouth do you think that would be a "Hidden extra" ?


:lol: :lol: No silly, its when she then takes off her clothes and you have to blow her knob :lol: :lol:

Thats the 'Hidden' Bit. :wink:
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Postby psycho » Fri Jul 04, 2008 2:04 pm

pantheman wrote:
psycho wrote:
SSBubbles wrote:
psycho wrote:
Smiler Brian wrote:Free blowjobs? How much are they normally then?


You should know that Estate Agents lie about all charges!!



'Hidden extras' :wink:


If you come in their mouth do you think that would be a "Hidden extra" ?


:lol: :lol: No silly, its when she then takes off her clothes and you have to blow her knob :lol: :lol:

Thats the 'Hidden' Bit. :wink:


The one with her thumb up would need to keep her cloths on! - I wonder if she shoves it up your arse as the hidden extra?? :shock: :shock: :o
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Postby pantheman » Fri Jul 04, 2008 2:05 pm

psycho wrote:
pantheman wrote:
psycho wrote:
SSBubbles wrote:
psycho wrote:
Smiler Brian wrote:Free blowjobs? How much are they normally then?


You should know that Estate Agents lie about all charges!!



'Hidden extras' :wink:


If you come in their mouth do you think that would be a "Hidden extra" ?


:lol: :lol: No silly, its when she then takes off her clothes and you have to blow her knob :lol: :lol:

Thats the 'Hidden' Bit. :wink:


The one with her thumb up would need to keep her cloths on! - I wonder if she shoves it up your arse as the hidden extra?? :shock: :shock: :o


:lol: :lol: Hey I just noticed your avatar, does that mean you shove it as well??? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby psycho » Fri Jul 04, 2008 2:08 pm

pantheman wrote:
psycho wrote:
pantheman wrote:
psycho wrote:
SSBubbles wrote:
psycho wrote:
Smiler Brian wrote:Free blowjobs? How much are they normally then?


You should know that Estate Agents lie about all charges!!



'Hidden extras' :wink:


If you come in their mouth do you think that would be a "Hidden extra" ?


:lol: :lol: No silly, its when she then takes off her clothes and you have to blow her knob :lol: :lol:

Thats the 'Hidden' Bit. :wink:


The one with her thumb up would need to keep her cloths on! - I wonder if she shoves it up your arse as the hidden extra?? :shock: :shock: :o


:lol: :lol: Hey I just noticed your avatar, does that mean you shove it as well??? :lol: :lol: :lol:


Not on the first date!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby perdike » Sat Jul 05, 2008 1:44 pm

psycho wrote:
pantheman wrote:
psycho wrote:
pantheman wrote:
psycho wrote:
SSBubbles wrote:
psycho wrote:
Smiler Brian wrote:Free blowjobs? How much are they normally then?


You should know that Estate Agents lie about all charges!!



'Hidden extras' :wink:


If you come in their mouth do you think that would be a "Hidden extra" ?


:lol: :lol: No silly, its when she then takes off her clothes and you have to blow her knob :lol: :lol:

Thats the 'Hidden' Bit. :wink:


The one with her thumb up would need to keep her cloths on! - I wonder if she shoves it up your arse as the hidden extra?? :shock: :shock: :o


:lol: :lol: Hey I just noticed your avatar, does that mean you shove it as well??? :lol: :lol: :lol:


Not on the first date!! :lol: :lol: :lol:




THIS KIND OF DRIVEL BELONGS TO THE FIFTH FORM LADS BEHIND THE BIKE SHED.

I don't think it should be under "jokes and enigmas.

I don't think it should be on the forum at all. Its PATHETIC, not funny.

And EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE TO ANY SELF-RESPECTING WOMAN OR MAN.

:evil: :evil: :roll: :roll:
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Postby psycho » Sat Jul 05, 2008 2:58 pm

perdike wrote:
psycho wrote:
pantheman wrote:
psycho wrote:
pantheman wrote:
psycho wrote:
SSBubbles wrote:
psycho wrote:
Smiler Brian wrote:Free blowjobs? How much are they normally then?


You should know that Estate Agents lie about all charges!!



'Hidden extras' :wink:


If you come in their mouth do you think that would be a "Hidden extra" ?


:lol: :lol: No silly, its when she then takes off her clothes and you have to blow her knob :lol: :lol:

Thats the 'Hidden' Bit. :wink:


The one with her thumb up would need to keep her cloths on! - I wonder if she shoves it up your arse as the hidden extra?? :shock: :shock: :o


:lol: :lol: Hey I just noticed your avatar, does that mean you shove it as well??? :lol: :lol: :lol:


Not on the first date!! :lol: :lol: :lol:




THIS KIND OF DRIVEL BELONGS TO THE FIFTH FORM LADS BEHIND THE BIKE SHED.

I don't think it should be under "jokes and enigmas.

I don't think it should be on the forum at all. Its PATHETIC, not funny.

And EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE TO ANY SELF-RESPECTING WOMAN OR MAN.

:evil: :evil: :roll: :roll:


It beats being a sad lift attendant :2guns:
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Postby SSBubbles » Sat Jul 05, 2008 5:29 pm

perdike wrote:
psycho wrote:
pantheman wrote:
psycho wrote:
pantheman wrote:
psycho wrote:
SSBubbles wrote:
psycho wrote:
Smiler Brian wrote:Free blowjobs? How much are they normally then?


You should know that Estate Agents lie about all charges!!



'Hidden extras' :wink:


If you come in their mouth do you think that would be a "Hidden extra" ?


:lol: :lol: No silly, its when she then takes off her clothes and you have to blow her knob :lol: :lol:

Thats the 'Hidden' Bit. :wink:


The one with her thumb up would need to keep her cloths on! - I wonder if she shoves it up your arse as the hidden extra?? :shock: :shock: :o


:lol: :lol: Hey I just noticed your avatar, does that mean you shove it as well??? :lol: :lol: :lol:


Not on the first date!! :lol: :lol: :lol:




THIS KIND OF DRIVEL BELONGS TO THE FIFTH FORM LADS BEHIND THE BIKE SHED.

I don't think it should be under "jokes and enigmas.

I don't think it should be on the forum at all. Its PATHETIC, not funny.

And EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE TO ANY SELF-RESPECTING WOMAN OR MAN.

:evil: :evil: :roll: :roll:



Did not stop you from reading ALL the posts though :roll: :wink: :lol:
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Postby psycho » Sat Jul 05, 2008 5:51 pm

SSBubbles wrote:
perdike wrote:
psycho wrote:
pantheman wrote:
psycho wrote:
pantheman wrote:
psycho wrote:
SSBubbles wrote:
psycho wrote:
Smiler Brian wrote:Free blowjobs? How much are they normally then?


You should know that Estate Agents lie about all charges!!



'Hidden extras' :wink:


If you come in their mouth do you think that would be a "Hidden extra" ?


:lol: :lol: No silly, its when she then takes off her clothes and you have to blow her knob :lol: :lol:

Thats the 'Hidden' Bit. :wink:


The one with her thumb up would need to keep her cloths on! - I wonder if she shoves it up your arse as the hidden extra?? :shock: :shock: :o


:lol: :lol: Hey I just noticed your avatar, does that mean you shove it as well??? :lol: :lol: :lol:


Not on the first date!! :lol: :lol: :lol:




THIS KIND OF DRIVEL BELONGS TO THE FIFTH FORM LADS BEHIND THE BIKE SHED.

I don't think it should be under "jokes and enigmas.

I don't think it should be on the forum at all. Its PATHETIC, not funny.

And EXTREMELY OFFENSIVE TO ANY SELF-RESPECTING WOMAN OR MAN.

:evil: :evil: :roll: :roll:



Did not stop you from reading ALL the posts though :roll: :wink: :lol:


Perhaps Perdike should have gone behind the bike sheds to get a sense of humour!!!
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Postby bill cobbett » Sat Jul 05, 2008 8:27 pm

Typing very quickly before this maybe gets locked. No time to check spelling.

I find nothing offensive in this humour on the matter of fellatio. A little rude, a little adult, a little risque perhaps but well within the limits of normal chat imho.
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Postby perdike » Sun Jul 06, 2008 3:58 am

bill cobbett wrote:Typing very quickly before this maybe gets locked. No time to check spelling.

I find nothing offensive in this humour on the matter of fellatio. A little rude, a little adult, a little risque perhaps but well within the limits of normal chat imho.



ADULT ??? hardly . . .teenage bravado, more like . . .
A dreary, boring stream of male bragging, devoid of wit or humour, and as such, gratuitously offensive, in my humble (not very!) opinion.

However, after reading the postings by Kifeas and Big Al on the"GREECE" thread on Cyprus problem, which literally left me stunned, this teenage smut fades in importance.
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