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The facecloth

Postby LENA » Fri Jun 27, 2008 9:32 pm

I was due for a smear with the doctor later in the week. Early one
morning,

I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been

rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed
everyone

off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am. The trip to
his

office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.



As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when

making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the
full

effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pyjamas, wet the facecloth
that

was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area
to

make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the facecloth in the
clothes

basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my
appointment.



I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.

Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table,
looked

over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or
some

other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when the
doctor

said, 'My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?'



I didn't respond.



After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest
of

the day was normal - some shopping, cleaning, & cooking.



After school when my 7 year old daughter was playing, she called out
from

the bathroom, 'Mummy, where's my facecloth?'



I told her to get another one from the cupboard.



She replied, 'No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all
my

glitter saved inside it.'



NEVER going back to that doctor ever!!
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Re: The facecloth

Postby denizaksulu » Fri Jun 27, 2008 9:49 pm

LENA wrote:I was due for a smear with the doctor later in the week. Early one
morning,

I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been

rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed
everyone

off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am. The trip to
his

office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.



As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when

making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the
full

effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pyjamas, wet the facecloth
that

was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area
to

make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the facecloth in the
clothes

basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my
appointment.



I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.

Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table,
looked

over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or
some

other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when the
doctor

said, 'My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?'



I didn't respond.



After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest
of

the day was normal - some shopping, cleaning, & cooking.



After school when my 7 year old daughter was playing, she called out
from

the bathroom, 'Mummy, where's my facecloth?'



I told her to get another one from the cupboard.



She replied, 'No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all
my

glitter saved inside it.'



NEVER going back to that doctor ever!!



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Postby pantheman » Fri Jun 27, 2008 10:18 pm

Bet that brought a sparkle to his eye :lol: :lol:
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Postby Bill » Fri Jun 27, 2008 10:44 pm

Bugger ~~ I've just scrolled down the page to post exactly the same reply and see you have beaten me to it :shock:
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Postby denizaksulu » Fri Jun 27, 2008 10:49 pm

Bill wrote:Bugger ~~ I've just scrolled down the page to post exactly the same reply and see you have beaten me to it :shock:
:lol:

Bill



Yeah right, and my name is Aristotle Onasis. :lol: :lol:
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Postby Bill » Sat Jun 28, 2008 12:01 am

denizaksulu wrote:
Bill wrote:Bugger ~~ I've just scrolled down the page to post exactly the same reply and see you have beaten me to it :shock:
:lol:

Bill



Yeah right, and my name is Aristotle Onasis. :lol: :lol:


Well Deniz ~ some of us have a sense of humour that at times is very similar . :shock:

I'm impressed though that you wish to integrate with the Greeks so much that you have changed your name ~ now if there were more like you there would be no Cyprus problem . :lol:

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Postby denizaksulu » Sat Jun 28, 2008 12:05 am

Bill wrote:
denizaksulu wrote:
Bill wrote:Bugger ~~ I've just scrolled down the page to post exactly the same reply and see you have beaten me to it :shock:
:lol:

Bill



Yeah right, and my name is Aristotle Onasis. :lol: :lol:


Well Deniz ~ some of us have a sense of humour that at times is very similar . :shock:

I'm impressed though that you wish to integrate with the Greeks so much that you have changed your name ~ now if there were more like you there would be no Cyprus problem . :lol:

Bill



......and not a single drachma, oops sorry a single Euro to my name. :lol: :lol:

Apart from the ame I do not wish to integrate with the Greeks. Cypriots , yes. :lol:
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Postby Bill » Sun Jun 29, 2008 2:19 am

Well that's a shame because there are some really nice and genuine Greeks out there ~ agreed I've not met many from Athens but I've found some decent people from the islands and the outlying "country" area's of Greece.

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Postby denizaksulu » Sun Jun 29, 2008 7:40 am

Bill wrote:Well that's a shame because there are some really nice and genuine Greeks out there ~ agreed I've not met many from Athens but I've found some decent people from the islands and the outlying "country" area's of Greece.

Bill



I am sure Bill. I wasnt sure whether you were referring to GCs or Greeks above. I assumed (perhaps erroneously) that you were referring to the Cypprob - idirectly. I have met lovely people from all over Greece and work with them too. In my younger days I was even head over heels with the late Aliki Vouyouklaki, but then who wasnt.
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Postby murf62 » Sun Jun 29, 2008 9:24 am

It just amazes me how a joke about smear tests can go off topic onto the Cyprus Problem. Just about sums things up around here.
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