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Whats the mans 10 biggest lies ?

Postby GAVCARoCOM » Fri Jun 27, 2008 8:20 pm

which he tells his girlfriend ?

dou you know them ?
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Postby LENA » Fri Jun 27, 2008 8:27 pm

I AM ALWAYS HONEST.

I DONT LIKE LIES.

I never cheated on you!

You are the one and only woman in my life apart from my mum.

I will never hurt you.
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Re: Whats the mans 10 biggest lies ?

Postby Eliko » Fri Jun 27, 2008 8:28 pm

GAVCARoCOM wrote:which he tells his girlfriend ?

dou you know them ?





"My Wife doesn't understand me !" :lol: :lol: :wink: .................................No 1........? :wink:
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Postby Magnus » Fri Jun 27, 2008 8:30 pm

1. You look great in that.
2. Wow that's delicious!
3. That's not my phone.
4. It was like that when I got here.
5. It's not mine, it belongs to a bloke from work.
6. The dog/cat/donkey must have done it.
7. I'll do it later.
8. I cooked it myself.
9. Just for a quiet drink with the lads.
10. I don't know anyone by that name. It must be a wrong number.
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Re: Whats the mans 10 biggest lies ?

Postby RichardB » Fri Jun 27, 2008 8:31 pm

GAVCARoCOM wrote:which he tells his girlfriend ?

dou you know them ?


'Of course I can get you a residence visa ....just keep suc...g ' :oops:
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Re: Whats the mans 10 biggest lies ?

Postby Bill » Fri Jun 27, 2008 8:31 pm

GAVCARoCOM wrote:which he tells his girlfriend ?

dou you know them ?


I only know of the three Gav ~ one may take a bit of working out if your English isn't so good ~~ I can't write it in the usual way so you will have to work it out for yourself

The cheque is in the post ~~

I love you ~~

I won't arrive whilst you are being mouthy ~~

God knows what the other 7 are :?

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Postby RichardB » Fri Jun 27, 2008 8:33 pm

I won't arrive whilst you are being mouthy ~~


Won't or can't Bill? :lol:
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Postby Jerry » Fri Jun 27, 2008 8:36 pm

Magnus wrote:1. You look great in that.
2. Wow that's delicious!
3. That's not my phone.
4. It was like that when I got here.
5. It's not mine, it belongs to a bloke from work.
6. The dog/cat/donkey must have done it.
7. I'll do it later.
8. I cooked it myself.
9. Just for a quiet drink with the lads.
10. I don't know anyone by that name. It must be a wrong number.


Looks like a comprehensive and well practiced list :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby GAVCARoCOM » Fri Jun 27, 2008 8:42 pm

i be honest

i never lie :lol: :lol: :lol:

i just posted to find out the lies


history and historians never lie :wink:
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Postby LENA » Fri Jun 27, 2008 8:43 pm

GAVCARoCOM wrote:i be honest

i never lie :lol: :lol: :lol:

i just posted to find out the lies


:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: NEVER??
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