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Postby Magnus » Sat Jun 28, 2008 1:52 pm

connor wrote:What about the lies women might tell...!



1. Size doesn't matter.
2. I don't mind you've put on weight.
3. I bought them in a sale.
4. He's just a friend.
5. My mother really likes you.
6. Just for a quiet drink with the girls.
7. She won't be staying long.
8. He was just here to deliver a package/read the meter.
9. I've got a headache.
10. I would love to watch football with you.
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Postby Cheshire Cat » Sat Jun 28, 2008 2:43 pm

connor wrote:What about the lies women might tell...!


1) Of course I believe you darling,


2) My !! thats a big one!!

3) I forgive you !!! meaning, you have to sleep sometime you B*****d
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Postby connor » Sat Jun 28, 2008 3:51 pm

CC...ref number 3...My god its true..hell hath no fury....!
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Postby Cheshire Cat » Sat Jun 28, 2008 4:14 pm

My Aunties revenge for a husband who came back plastered, wait until he is asleep then the stripwax . Amazing how quickly he sobered up. !!!
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Postby connor » Sat Jun 28, 2008 4:19 pm

Ouch...thats a bit below the belt..OOOH...hope it was'nt....
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Postby Cheshire Cat » Sat Jun 28, 2008 4:36 pm

No !!! it was his chest hair, he NEVER did it again, mind you.

Some guys pay a fortune to have their chest and backs waxed, or so I am told.
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Postby SSBubbles » Sat Jun 28, 2008 5:06 pm

Cheshire Cat wrote:My Aunties revenge for a husband who came back plastered, wait until he is asleep then the stripwax . Amazing how quickly he sobered up. !!!



BIG respect to your Auntie CC :lol: :lol:
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Postby Cheshire Cat » Sat Jun 28, 2008 5:40 pm

SSBubbles wrote:
Cheshire Cat wrote:My Aunties revenge for a husband who came back plastered, wait until he is asleep then the stripwax . Amazing how quickly he sobered up. !!!



BIG respect to your Auntie CC :lol: :lol:


You Know something Bubbles, they were married for over 50 years and died with a week of each other, My Auntie died first, after then my Uncle just seemed to fade away. Broken heart I guess :(
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Postby denizaksulu » Sat Jun 28, 2008 5:43 pm

tessintrnc wrote:
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connor wrote:No replies...! Well obviously i have always been right when i say that women don't tell lies....!!!!!!!



Give them a chance Connor. They are still doing the 'dusting'. :lol:



:evil:



Yeah, 27/7 :lol: :lol:
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Postby SSBubbles » Sat Jun 28, 2008 5:44 pm

Cheshire Cat wrote:
SSBubbles wrote:
Cheshire Cat wrote:My Aunties revenge for a husband who came back plastered, wait until he is asleep then the stripwax . Amazing how quickly he sobered up. !!!



BIG respect to your Auntie CC :lol: :lol:


You Know something Bubbles, they were married for over 50 years and died with a week of each other, My Auntie died first, after then my Uncle just seemed to fade away. Broken heart I guess :(


Sos, hope I did not offend you in any way!

I have heard about couples dying from 'broken hearts' withing weeks/few months of each other many times before - to me, it can only be described as 'True Love' - no matter how others view it from the outside
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