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Whats the mans 10 biggest lies ?

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Postby Celsis » Fri Jun 27, 2008 9:36 pm

21. I love you.
22. I promise I won't *** on your mouth.
23. I promise we only have to do it this way once....
24. Of course I remember!
25. What a great tie!
26. You've lost weight!
27. They must belong to my mates girlfriend.
28. I'd be happy in London(!)
29. I've only had two whiskys.
30. No, you're not whining!
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Postby pantheman » Fri Jun 27, 2008 10:13 pm

Don't lie guys, just don't tell her anything and don't get caught! :lol: :lol:

Now i have shot myself in the foot.
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Postby CBBB » Fri Jun 27, 2008 10:31 pm

I think the whole point is not to lie, just don't tell the complete truth.

I had a beer, but don't say followed by ten others.

I had a meeting in the office, but not that it finished 8 hours ago.

I had a flat tyre, but not that it was two years ago.

This is the way to go, because if you get caught out, you didn't lie.
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Postby denizaksulu » Fri Jun 27, 2008 10:40 pm

CBBB wrote:I think the whole point is not to lie, just don't tell the complete truth.

I had a beer, but don't say followed by ten others.

I had a meeting in the office, but not that it finished 8 hours ago.

I had a flat tyre, but not that it was two years ago.

This is the way to go, because if you get caught out, you didn't lie.



...add to that, "I was with the wife", dont say who's wife. :lol:
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Postby Kent » Sat Jun 28, 2008 1:16 am

"its Loverly Dear"
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Postby connor » Sat Jun 28, 2008 10:27 am

What about the lies women might tell...!
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Postby connor » Sat Jun 28, 2008 10:53 am

No replies...! Well obviously i have always been right when i say that women don't tell lies....!!!!!!!
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Postby tessintrnc » Sat Jun 28, 2008 11:47 am

connor wrote:No replies...! Well obviously i have always been right when i say that women don't tell lies....!!!!!!!


'course we don't......... :wink:
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Postby denizaksulu » Sat Jun 28, 2008 12:11 pm

connor wrote:No replies...! Well obviously i have always been right when i say that women don't tell lies....!!!!!!!



Give them a chance Connor. They are still doing the 'dusting'. :lol:
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Postby tessintrnc » Sat Jun 28, 2008 12:35 pm

denizaksulu wrote:
connor wrote:No replies...! Well obviously i have always been right when i say that women don't tell lies....!!!!!!!



Give them a chance Connor. They are still doing the 'dusting'. :lol:



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