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by **kafenes** » Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:07 am

On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Sally went straight round to visit her Grandmother.
When she asked how her grandpa had died, her gran explained, "He had a heart attack during sex on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Sally suggested that shagging at the age of 94 was surely asking for trouble.

"Oh no," her grandma replied, "we had sex every Sunday morning, in time with the church bells -- in with the dings and out with the dongs."

She paused, and wiped away a tear.

"If it wasn't for that damn ice cream van going past, he'd still be alive."

by **GAVCARoCOM** » Fri Jun 27, 2008 6:55 am

nice one

by **psycho** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 5:06 pm

Like it!!

by **BC Numismatics** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 10:56 am

Kafenes,
That made me laugh so much I almost fell off my chair!

Aidan.

by **tessintrnc** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 12:11 pm

BC Numismatics wrote:Kafenes,
That made me laugh so much I almost fell off my chair!

Aidan.

I should imagine it's easy to lose your balance when you are in a straightjacket eh? :roll:

by **BC Numismatics** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 1:04 pm

Tess,
YOU ARE being an idiot,just like the Pope of Rome!

Aidan.

by **denizaksulu** » Thu Jul 17, 2008 1:16 pm

BC Numismatics wrote:Tess,
YOU ARE being an idiot,just like the Pope of Rome!

Aidan.

'For Whom the Balls Toll'.

Not for me, and thats for sure. :lol:

by **LENA** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 10:43 pm

Good one Kafenes!

by **psycho** » Sat Jul 19, 2008 2:10 am

tessintrnc wrote:
BC Numismatics wrote:Kafenes,
That made me laugh so much I almost fell off my chair!

Aidan.

I should imagine it's easy to lose your balance when you are in a straightjacket eh?

Not for me!! :lol:

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