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[GorillaGal]

Looking back? More than 100. I didn't marry till I was 35 and I used to consider going home alone was a wasted night.

If you have only 10 partners a year, it only takes 10 years to make a hundred!

don't you think 10 partners a year is a little excessive?

(said the american accused of being a slut)

[purdey]

Good grief have you been at it as well. Fair play...

[Feisty]

At this point I'd like to tell a little joke.

A husband and wife were strolling around a zoo when they came to a gorilla's cage.
As they stood there the gorilla started to have distinct signs of becoming excited. Pull your top up says the husband and show him your breasts. The gorilla gets even more excited. Now pull your skirt up says the husband. The gorilla now gets really wild and excited.
The husband then opens the cage door, throws in his wife and shouts after her.
Now tell him you've got a headache and see what he does.

[MrBlueSkye]

I dont't know, i think its true though because my 19 year old friend has had more partners than that.

that's really sad. my guess is she has no relationship with her father?

Let's hope not!

[denizaksulu]

At this point I'd like to tell a little joke.

A husband and wife were strolling around a zoo when they came to a gorilla's cage.
As they stood there the gorilla started to have distinct signs of becoming excited. Pull your top up says the husband and show him your breasts. The gorilla gets even more excited. Now pull your skirt up says the husband. The gorilla now gets really wild and excited.
The husband then opens the cage door, throws in his wife and shouts after her.
Now tell him you've got a headache and see what he does.

Nice but wicked

[SSBubbles]

At this point I'd like to tell a little joke.

A husband and wife were strolling around a zoo when they came to a gorilla's cage.
As they stood there the gorilla started to have distinct signs of becoming excited. Pull your top up says the husband and show him your breasts. The gorilla gets even more excited. Now pull your skirt up says the husband. The gorilla now gets really wild and excited.
The husband then opens the cage door, throws in his wife and shouts after her.
Now tell him you've got a headache and see what he does.

Nice but wicked

Was she by any chance wearing black fishnet stockings?

[Kikapu]

My wife was having a conversation with her friend. It went like this...

"In this magzine it says that the average man makes love to 6 different women in his lifetime."

"Phooey..! Rubbish..! Cobblers..! Tch..! More like a hundred..!" was their response to the article.

I pondered their comments for a moment..

Now hang about..One man a hundred women..?

Does that mean that for every man there are one hundred women out there ready willing and able..! And they reckon men are sex mad..! Or am i looking at this from the wrong perspective..?

( I'm looking for support here lads...! )

Connor, don't take this the wrong way, but you pondered wrongly when you said "Now hang about..One man a hundred women..?" in response to the statement made my your wife and her friend.!!

What you should have been pondering about when your wife and her friend made the statement "Phooey..! Rubbish..! Cobblers..! Tch..! More like a hundred..!", that she and her friend may have been telling you their experiences with their number of man in their their lives, hopefully all before she met you.!!

Sorry.!!

[connor]

Kikapu....

Mmmmmmmmmmm.........?!? Good thinking...!

Be having a word with my wife when she gets home...!

[Kikapu]

Kikapu....

Mmmmmmmmmmm.........?!? Good thinking...!

Be having a word with my wife when she gets home...!

She'll deny everything.!!

Then you will question that answer and so you'll go round and round in circles like a chicken without a head.

Just drop the whole subject while you're ahead. Too much information is not always the best policy when it comes to these matters.

[Feisty]

Husband admiring his naked body in the mirror says to wife.
"Look at that, 12 stone of pure dynamite."
Wife replies
"Shame about the 2 inch fuse."