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What has Leventis go to do with anything or did you mean leventis?

[RichardB]

Leventis was a very famous business man in Cyprus who founded amongst other things the leventis foundation

In village speak it is used as a term of respect/endearment

Just as in an earlier post bill c called me mangas

[Cheshire Cat]

Heratismata se olous tous mangaes tou forum

I would like the company of

Jane Fonda
Rosana Arquette
Bo Derek
Jenny Agutter
A token coloured lady (accuse me of being sexist if you will but I am no racist)
Any female member of the forum, to be selected by popular vote of the forum - (but please don't ask gav.com to run it.)

For the first course we would have tomato soup
For the second we would have mayonaise
For desert we would have chocolate sauce
With the after-dinner conversation we would have mud

If the following morning, a kind member might make my funeral arrangements, I would be obliged. Thank you.

Erm,
What does the first line translate to,

Tomato soup fine
Mayo with what
Chocolate sauce and ?
After dinner , sir, we are a respectable establishment !!!

Funeral, would you like to be
a, Boiled ( buried at sea on a hot day)
b, roasted, ( a la crematorium,)
c, stuffed and preserved in spices, ( embalmed and posed to resemble a coat rack)

Hi CC - First line translates as:- " hello to everyone on the forum, forgive me for posting the following, it's just the sick, demented expression of the late flowering lust of a bored middle-aged fool ".

Nothing extra with the dinner, light eater. Can dispense with the table, chairs and certainly the cutlery.

Cremation I think, no fine words, but plenty of vulgar, coarse and offensive ones, no poetry, no music.

Hi Bill,

At least if you feel lust you are still alive and kicking.

When I turn up my toes, I would like folks to have a good time, laugh and remember me with affection for being a kind warm person.

Sorry for leap-frogging over you Niki ( as it were ) and please try and control your sexual pantings. This is a nice forum.

I wish you well in your aims CC I really and trully do but oh dear how can I put this ? Well, one of the few pieces of Shakes I remember springs to mind ... "the evil that men (sic) do lives after them, the good is oft interred with their bones". I'm a bit of a nihilist sometimes, so I don't want to be remembered, well or otherwise. Pretty shote and depressing way of thinking, some might say, but I don't think it is, after all it's good to have aims in life.

(Anyway better not say anymore for now or that nice but much older me, M. will accuse me of having a crush on you.)

Bill C,

I would consider it a compliment for you to have a crush on me

Sorry to disagree with you, but I would far rather be remembered for good things than bad things. I am not saying I am an angel but I am not a devil either.

Laughter is Free, !!!

[bill cobbett]

Xristos kai Panayia RichardB file, you've mentioned the unmentionable

As to goat can you give an expert opinion on how to get it to a liquid form suitable for the sort of party I imply in my post above.

Kali spera file Leventis mou

Goodness how could I have done such an unthinkable thing I'm sorry I wont mention the goat again

As for getting the goat into liguid form have you never heard of a blender (No not the chinese girl) With one of those the worlds your lobster

I think I'll ask gav if I can borrow his - the blender that is - or I suppose I could ask him to supply the ... no I won't say it. (Where are those happy pills ? )

[SSBubbles]

I thought you need at least six people to have a proper dinner party. Including yourself that means you get five guests yah?

1. Elvis - This really needs no explanation, it's Elvis.
2. Stelios Kazantzidis - My favourite Greek singer and I could get him to do a duet with Elvis.
3. Angelina Jolie - Slightly mad but interesting and good to look at.
4. God - So he can take a break from running the universe and have a slice of pizza, maybe play some Playstation.
5. Cleopatra VII Ptolemy - My favourite historical figure.

Like your answers Magnus, but as I have a big table there will be 8 of us!

1. Bryan Ferry - for the body and voice
2. Dave Allen - for the humour
3. Dickens - my favourite author
4.Mother Teresa - I always admired her work
5. David Frost - who better to keep the conversation going?
6. Sidney Poitier (younger version preferred)
7. Coco Chanel - just to say thanks!


I will now be having weekly dinner parties with varied guests

Can I be invited please !!!

Of course, will be my pleasure - but if you could also bring a good bottle of French wine - I would be ever so grateful

[SSBubbles]

Dickens? Such larks eh Pip?

Such larks indeed!

Only a long time forumer would know that this is one of my favourite Dickens' novels


REVEAL YOURSELF AT ONCE YOU IMPOSTER

[SSBubbles]

Heratismata se olous tous mangaes tou forum

I would like the company of

Jane Fonda
Rosana Arquette
Bo Derek
Jenny Agutter
A token coloured lady (accuse me of being sexist if you will but I am no racist)
Any female member of the forum, to be selected by popular vote of the forum - (but please don't ask gav.com to run it.)

For the first course we would have tomato soup
For the second we would have mayonaise
For desert we would have chocolate sauce
With the after-dinner conversation we would have mud

If the following morning, a kind member might make my funeral arrangements, I would be obliged. Thank you.

but I think it is PC to say black! I went for Sidney Poitier myself - young version if you please

[SSBubbles]

Nope !! I do not like aggressive .
Not female but how about Lenny Henry .

Think bill's idea was to be surrounded by 'lovely ladies' CC

[bill cobbett]

Dickens? Such larks eh Pip?

Such larks indeed!

Only a long time forumer would know that this is one of my favourite Dickens' novels


REVEAL YOURSELF AT ONCE YOU IMPOSTER

Magnus?

[SSBubbles]

I thought you need at least six people to have a proper dinner party. Including yourself that means you get five guests yah?

1. Elvis - This really needs no explanation, it's Elvis.
2. Stelios Kazantzidis - My favourite Greek singer and I could get him to do a duet with Elvis.
3. Angelina Jolie - Slightly mad but interesting and good to look at.
4. God - So he can take a break from running the universe and have a slice of pizza, maybe play some Playstation.
5. Cleopatra VII Ptolemy - My favourite historical figure.

Like your answers Magnus, but as I have a big table there will be 8 of us!

1. Bryan Ferry - for the body and voice
2. Dave Allen - for the humour
3. Dickens - my favourite author
4.Mother Teresa - I always admired her work
5. David Frost - who better to keep the conversation going?
6. Sidney Poitier (younger version preferred)
7. Coco Chanel - just to say thanks!


I will now be having weekly dinner parties with varied guests

I'm coming!!!

Great, a champagne brekkie - followed by a brilliant dinner - count me in!

Drinking me? of course........................hic