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[SSBubbles]

I thought you need at least six people to have a proper dinner party. Including yourself that means you get five guests yah?

1. Elvis - This really needs no explanation, it's Elvis.
2. Stelios Kazantzidis - My favourite Greek singer and I could get him to do a duet with Elvis.
3. Angelina Jolie - Slightly mad but interesting and good to look at.
4. God - So he can take a break from running the universe and have a slice of pizza, maybe play some Playstation.
5. Cleopatra VII Ptolemy - My favourite historical figure.

Like your answers Magnus, but as I have a big table there will be 8 of us!

1. Bryan Ferry - for the body and voice
2. Dave Allen - for the humour
3. Dickens - my favourite author
4.Mother Teresa - I always admired her work
5. David Frost - who better to keep the conversation going?
6. Sidney Poitier (younger version preferred)
7. Coco Chanel - just to say thanks!


I will now be having weekly dinner parties with varied guests

[Hazza]

Liam Gallagher
Noel Gallagher
Robbie Williams
Bjork
Jennifer Aniston
Angelina Jolie

Do I need to explain these??

[Cheshire Cat]

We Have GOT to have Robbie Williams, That cheeky smile !!!!

[purdey]

My Dinner Guests:

1. Tony Benn.
2. Margaret Thatcher.
3. Simon Wiesanthal.
4. Geoffrey Boycott.
5. Kenzie Thorpe.
6. Imran Khan.

[Cheshire Cat]

I thought you need at least six people to have a proper dinner party. Including yourself that means you get five guests yah?

1. Elvis - This really needs no explanation, it's Elvis.
2. Stelios Kazantzidis - My favourite Greek singer and I could get him to do a duet with Elvis.
3. Angelina Jolie - Slightly mad but interesting and good to look at.
4. God - So he can take a break from running the universe and have a slice of pizza, maybe play some Playstation.
5. Cleopatra VII Ptolemy - My favourite historical figure.

Like your answers Magnus, but as I have a big table there will be 8 of us!

1. Bryan Ferry - for the body and voice
2. Dave Allen - for the humour
3. Dickens - my favourite author
4.Mother Teresa - I always admired her work
5. David Frost - who better to keep the conversation going?
6. Sidney Poitier (younger version preferred)
7. Coco Chanel - just to say thanks!


I will now be having weekly dinner parties with varied guests

Can I be invited please !!!

[Magnus]

Dickens? Such larks eh Pip?

[bill cobbett]

Heratismata se olous tous mangaes tou forum

I would like the company of

Jane Fonda
Rosana Arquette
Bo Derek
Jenny Agutter
A token coloured lady (accuse me of being sexist if you will but I am no racist)
Any female member of the forum, to be selected by popular vote of the forum - (but please don't ask gav.com to run it.)

For the first course we would have tomato soup
For the second we would have mayonaise
For desert we would have chocolate sauce
With the after-dinner conversation we would have mud

If the following morning, a kind member might make my funeral arrangements, I would be obliged. Thank you.

[Cheshire Cat]

Heratismata se olous tous mangaes tou forum

I would like the company of

Jane Fonda
Rosana Arquette
Bo Derek
Jenny Agutter
A token coloured lady (accuse me of being sexist if you will but I am no racist)
Any female member of the forum, to be selected by popular vote of the forum - (but please don't ask gav.com to run it.)

For the first course we would have tomato soup
For the second we would have mayonaise
For desert we would have chocolate sauce
With the after-dinner conversation we would have mud

If the following morning, a kind member might make my funeral arrangements, I would be obliged. Thank you.

Erm,
What does the first line translate to,

Tomato soup fine
Mayo with what
Chocolate sauce and ?
After dinner , sir, we are a respectable establishment !!!

Funeral, would you like to be
a, Boiled ( buried at sea on a hot day)
b, roasted, ( a la crematorium,)
c, stuffed and preserved in spices, ( embalmed and posed to resemble a coat rack)

[Magnus]

Heratismata se olous tous mangaes tou forum

I would like the company of

Jane Fonda
Rosana Arquette
Bo Derek
Jenny Agutter
A token coloured lady (accuse me of being sexist if you will but I am no racist)
Any female member of the forum, to be selected by popular vote of the forum - (but please don't ask gav.com to run it.)

For the first course we would have tomato soup
For the second we would have mayonaise
For desert we would have chocolate sauce
With the after-dinner conversation we would have mud

If the following morning, a kind member might make my funeral arrangements, I would be obliged. Thank you.

How about Grace Jones for 'token coloured lady'? She gets a bit aggressive if you rub her up the wrong way though...

[Cheshire Cat]

Nope !! I do not like aggressive .
Not female but how about Lenny Henry .