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[Mills Chapman]

oracle im impress new you would have some worthless wit
unfortunately im not glues to my chair to make ove 4000 posts.
im guessing you are some lonely spinster in your sixties

oh and can you not quote everything all the time it hurts my eyes scrolling through all the garbage you type

Paul, for those of us that don't know the past, you come off as sounding very rude for picking on Oracle. She has been quite friendly to me in my posts. What did she ever do to you?

[bill cobbett]

Becoming more of a fishmongers. if you ask me.

[RichardB]

And I will not share what happened to me there Rolling Eyes as no one believes me anyway ... Cool Laughing Wink

P.S. ... keep an eye on Paphos News ... Cool Laughing

Come on O I've had a shi* day at work and could do with a bit of gossip

[paul1978]

not a thing mills oracle is just amusing and knows it

[bill cobbett]

I have, reluctantly, decided to delete a number of posts regarding a newly joined member; if there is an issue, I suggest people take it up on a one to one basis.

Lana

Oh no .... what have I missed .. is there any way of finding out

Perhaps we need a "Discard Bin" ... you know, where deleted posts lie for a few days for the nosey people to check out before they are permanently gone.

I am so sad to have missed the forum fun!

Great Music in Paphos though ...

And I will not share what happened to me there as no one believes me anyway ...

P.S. ... keep an eye on Paphos News ...

PAPHOS NEWS - LATE EDITION

An early-middle-aged woman was the victim of an attempted assault earlier today by a northern brother disguised as a pelican. The lady managed to fend off her would-be attacker by hurling lemons and her melons at him and is none the worse for her ordeal. The assailant was taken to Paphos General where doctors are treating him for a particularly gruesome groin injury. The police have arrested the man whom they named as axxxhxxixx.

[Oracle]

I have, reluctantly, decided to delete a number of posts regarding a newly joined member; if there is an issue, I suggest people take it up on a one to one basis.

Lana

Oh no .... what have I missed .. is there any way of finding out

Perhaps we need a "Discard Bin" ... you know, where deleted posts lie for a few days for the nosey people to check out before they are permanently gone.

I am so sad to have missed the forum fun!

Great Music in Paphos though ...

And I will not share what happened to me there as no one believes me anyway ...

P.S. ... keep an eye on Paphos News ...

PAPHOS NEWS - LATE EDITION

An early-middle-aged woman was the victim of an attempted assault earlier today by a northern brother disguised as a pelican. The lady managed to fend off her would-be attacker by hurling lemons and her melons at him and is none the worse for her ordeal. The assailant was taken to Paphos General where doctors are treating him for a particularly gruesome groin injury. The police have arrested the man whom they named as axxxhxxixx.

Thank you roving reporter bill ....

Due to a pending law suit I will limit my disclosure to merely revealing that during a particularly emotional rendition of :

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=aVB5ViG_0yE

.... by the band on the stage ... there was a scrabble over my freshly baked, bought and paid for Loukoumades by some lager-fueled Brits.

On hearing my cries of "Wait till Lana hears of this" ... they shot off screaming "deletions!" and "banning on CF not worth a few greasy dough balls!" ....... and to think I referred to them as fresh plump crisp melons ...

Deflation ...