Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress,
are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze
their men. That night all three will wear black leather bras,
stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.
After a few days they meet up for lunch.
The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came
over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos
and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my
life. I love you.' Then we made love all night long.
The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his
office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over
my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't
say a word, but we had wild sex all night.
The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's
house for the night. When my husband came home I was
wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a
mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me
he said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?'
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by webbo » Fri Jun 20, 2008 9:10 am
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by Mills Chapman » Fri Jun 20, 2008 12:28 pm
It looks like a certain married couple needs to improve their communication. Webbo, you commented on this joke seven weeks ago.
http://www.cyprus-forum.com/viewtopic.p ... ght=batman
Sorry to be harsh, but in the last week particularly, there have been many repeats.
http://www.cyprus-forum.com/viewtopic.p ... ght=batman
Sorry to be harsh, but in the last week particularly, there have been many repeats.
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by SSBubbles » Fri Jun 20, 2008 12:59 pm
Mills Chapman wrote:It looks like a certain married couple needs to improve their communication. Webbo, you commented on this joke seven weeks ago.
http://www.cyprus-forum.com/viewtopic.p ... ght=batman
Sorry to be harsh, but in the last week particularly, there have been many repeats.
My husband and I apologise
Some jokes are worth repeating though and let's face it, there are a few new members who just may not have heard these jokes before (you know, those living on Mars etc!
Bubbles x
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by Mills Chapman » Fri Jun 20, 2008 1:07 pm
SSBubbles, I forgive you as you have made me laugh many times. And I'm sorry but I've just been frustrated recently with something else that's job-related. (No, as I'm a guy - a certain type of guy in particular - I don't need cucumbers either to cure my frustration but thank you for the suggestion in advance.)
Also, CONGRATULATIONS on creating a profile for yourself. YAY!!!!!
Also, CONGRATULATIONS on creating a profile for yourself. YAY!!!!!
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by SSBubbles » Fri Jun 20, 2008 1:10 pm
Mills Chapman wrote:SSBubbles, I forgive you as you have made me laugh many times. And I'm sorry but I've just been frustrated recently with something else that's job-related. (No, as I'm a guy - a certain type of guy in particular - I don't need cucumbers either to cure my frustration but thank you for the suggestion in advance.)
Also, CONGRATULATIONS on creating a profile for yourself. YAY!!!!!
Cheers Mills
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by Mills Chapman » Fri Jun 20, 2008 1:38 pm
Mills Chapman wrote:SSBubbles, I forgive you as you have made me laugh many times. And I'm sorry but I've just been frustrated recently with something else that's job-related. (No, as I'm a guy - a certain type of guy in particular - I don't need cucumbers either, Bill, to cure my frustration but thank you for the suggestion in advance.)
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by Bill » Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:55 pm
The reference to cucumbers was due to the well known fact that they repeat on you
No implications of them to be used as a form of relief was meant but I did think that was funny.
Although I'm worldly wise enough to know that they probably have I wouldn't say it would be anybody on the forum ~ well I might but it would be doing the cucumber an injustice
Bill
No implications of them to be used as a form of relief was meant but I did think that was funny.
Although I'm worldly wise enough to know that they probably have I wouldn't say it would be anybody on the forum ~ well I might but it would be doing the cucumber an injustice
Bill
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by SSBubbles » Fri Jun 20, 2008 11:00 pm
Bill wrote:The reference to cucumbers was due to the well known fact that they repeat on you
No implications of them to be used as a form of relief was meant but I did think that was funny.
Although I'm worldly wise enough to know that they probably have I wouldn't say it would be anybody on the forum ~ well I might but it would be doing the cucumber an injustice
Bill
Sorry Bill
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