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Gay flight attendant

Postby SSBubbles » Fri Jun 20, 2008 12:05 am

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.'

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather
Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.

'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.'

She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.'
To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
Tray-up, Bitch'
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Postby Raymanoff » Fri Jun 20, 2008 12:08 am

superb! :D :D
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Postby Raymanoff » Fri Jun 20, 2008 12:09 am

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Postby SSBubbles » Fri Jun 20, 2008 12:25 am

Raymanoff wrote:superb! :D :D



I thought this one was good too! :lol:
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Postby SSBubbles » Fri Jun 20, 2008 12:27 am

Raymanoff wrote:Image



I can vaguely remember watching the programme with this guy in it, though I cannot remember the name of it :?
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Postby Mills Chapman » Fri Jun 20, 2008 2:15 am

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Postby skyvet » Fri Jun 20, 2008 8:09 am

SSBubbles wrote:
Raymanoff wrote:Image



I can vaguely remember watching the programme with this guy in it, though I cannot remember the name of it :?


The programme was called "The High Life" Bubbles, and the actor in the picture is Alan Cumming, who played the character Sebastian Flight.
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Postby humanist » Fri Jun 20, 2008 8:43 am

Thank you bubbles I thoroughly enjoyed that one
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Re: Gay flight attendant

Postby miltiades » Fri Jun 20, 2008 8:44 am

SSBubbles wrote:My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that 'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.'

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather
Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.

'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.'

She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.'
To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,
'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
Tray-up, Bitch'

Brilliant , I came across a gay surgeon yesterday and honestly he had me in stitches in no time !! No joke , absolutely the truth .
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