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I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted to me...
'Oi, what's your disability?'
I said 'Tourettes! Now f**k off you t**t!'


I said to the wife, 'I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread today, but when I looked again it said 'Thick Cut.' '


A bride on her wedding night says to her husband 'I must confess darling, I was a hooker!'
He says 'That's alright, dear. Your past is your past, but I must admit that I find it quite erotic. Tell me about it'.
She replies 'Well, my name was Nigel, and I played for Wigan !'

Bubbles x

[cyprusgrump]

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:D

Thank goodness for that!


bubbles x

[psycho]

I said to the wife, 'I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread today, but when I looked again it said 'Thick Cut.' '

Reminds me of the 1st wife..!!

[Eliko]

A bride on her wedding night says to her husband 'I must confess darling, I was a hooker!'
He says 'That's alright, dear. Your past is your past, but I must admit that I find it quite erotic. Tell me about it'.
She replies 'Well, my name was Nigel, and I played for Wigan !'

Bubbles x

Bubbles x, you can have THREE smilies for that one !!

[SSBubbles]

A bride on her wedding night says to her husband 'I must confess darling, I was a hooker!'
He says 'That's alright, dear. Your past is your past, but I must admit that I find it quite erotic. Tell me about it'.
She replies 'Well, my name was Nigel, and I played for Wigan !'

Bubbles x

Bubbles x, you can have THREE smilies for that one !!

Thank you kind sire