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A few funnies

Postby webbo » Tue Jun 17, 2008 6:55 pm

I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted to me...
'Oi, what's your disability?'
I said 'Tourettes! Now f**k off you t**t!'


I said to the wife, 'I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread today, but when I looked again it said 'Thick Cut.' '


A bride on her wedding night says to her husband 'I must confess darling, I was a hooker!'
He says 'That's alright, dear. Your past is your past, but I must admit that I find it quite erotic. Tell me about it'.
She replies 'Well, my name was Nigel, and I played for Wigan !'

Bubbles x 8)
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Postby cyprusgrump » Tue Jun 17, 2008 6:58 pm

:D
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Postby webbo » Tue Jun 17, 2008 7:02 pm

cyprusgrump wrote::D



Thank goodness for that! :) :) :) :) :)


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Re: A few funnies

Postby psycho » Tue Jun 17, 2008 10:29 pm

webbo wrote:I said to the wife, 'I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread today, but when I looked again it said 'Thick Cut.' '


Reminds me of the 1st wife..!!
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Re: A few funnies

Postby Eliko » Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:11 pm

webbo wrote:
A bride on her wedding night says to her husband 'I must confess darling, I was a hooker!'
He says 'That's alright, dear. Your past is your past, but I must admit that I find it quite erotic. Tell me about it'.
She replies 'Well, my name was Nigel, and I played for Wigan !'

Bubbles x 8)




Bubbles x, you can have THREE smilies for that one !! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: A few funnies

Postby SSBubbles » Thu Jun 19, 2008 10:59 pm

Eliko wrote:
webbo wrote:
A bride on her wedding night says to her husband 'I must confess darling, I was a hooker!'
He says 'That's alright, dear. Your past is your past, but I must admit that I find it quite erotic. Tell me about it'.
She replies 'Well, my name was Nigel, and I played for Wigan !'

Bubbles x 8)




Bubbles x, you can have THREE smilies for that one !! :lol: :lol: :lol:



Thank you kind sire :D
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