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Something for the weekend?

Postby webbo » Tue Jun 17, 2008 5:49 pm

A cowboy walked into a drug store and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.

The woman he was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and as she and her sister owned the store, there were no males employed there. She then asked if she could help him.

The cowpoke said that it was something that he would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist.

The female pharmacist assured him that she was completely professional and whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident that she would treat him with the highest level of professionalism.

The cowboy then agreed and began by saying, "This is tough for me to discuss, but I have a permanent erection. It causes me a lot of problems
and severe embarrassment, and I was wondering what you could give me for it."

The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I'll talk to my sister."

When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and the absolute best we can do is as follows: 1/3 ownership in the store, a company pickup truck, and $3,000 a month living expenses."


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Postby cyprusgrump » Tue Jun 17, 2008 6:02 pm

Bloody hell - webbo posted this in April...

http://www.cyprus-forum.com/viewtopic.p ... pharmacist
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Postby Bill » Tue Jun 17, 2008 6:05 pm

That's a hard one to swallow Bubbles :shock:

Obviously they needed a stiff one before sleeping :wink: :lol:

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Postby webbo » Tue Jun 17, 2008 6:07 pm

cyprusgrump wrote:Bloody hell - webbo posted this in April...

http://www.cyprus-forum.com/viewtopic.p ... pharmacist



:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: You do not expect me to know that surely? Leave me alone - I am still feeling under the weather :cry: :wink:

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Postby cyprusgrump » Tue Jun 17, 2008 6:12 pm

webbo wrote:
cyprusgrump wrote:Bloody hell - webbo posted this in April...

http://www.cyprus-forum.com/viewtopic.p ... pharmacist



:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: You do not expect me to know that surely? Leave me alone - I am still feeling under the weather :cry: :wink:

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Postby webbo » Tue Jun 17, 2008 6:24 pm

Bill wrote:That's a hard one to swallow Bubbles :shock:

Obviously they needed a stiff one before sleeping :wink: :lol:

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I know you mean drink! :wink


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Postby webbo » Tue Jun 17, 2008 6:25 pm

cyprusgrump wrote:
webbo wrote:
cyprusgrump wrote:Bloody hell - webbo posted this in April...

http://www.cyprus-forum.com/viewtopic.p ... pharmacist



:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: You do not expect me to know that surely? Leave me alone - I am still feeling under the weather :cry: :wink:

Bubbles x 8)

Tsk, tsk... :x



Heartless man! :cry: :cry:

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Postby cyprusgrump » Tue Jun 17, 2008 6:28 pm

webbo wrote:
cyprusgrump wrote:
webbo wrote:
cyprusgrump wrote:Bloody hell - webbo posted this in April...

http://www.cyprus-forum.com/viewtopic.p ... pharmacist



:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: You do not expect me to know that surely? Leave me alone - I am still feeling under the weather :cry: :wink:

Bubbles x 8)

Tsk, tsk... :x



Heartless man! :cry: :cry:

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Postby IcyNoAngel » Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:19 pm

Out of jokes? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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