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[Feisty]

No problem. I'm very forgiving although do love to make a man grovel now and again.

You like playing with fire then? Sorry for this interruption. Bad habit.

The more danger the better

[Oracle]

Apologies to those of a more sensitive disposition, I realise this is simply not cricket, but Feisty's comment above, attempting to shock, reminded me of this little ditty ...

Dr.Seuss Purity Test

Have you done it on a boat?
Have you done it with a goat?
Have you done it in a bed?
Have you done it with the dead?
Have you done it in the ass?
Have you done it, high on grass?
Have you done it in the car?
Have you simply gone too far?
Have you done it on the beach?
Have you done it with the teach?
Have you done it on your back?
Have you done it strapped to a rack?
Have you done it in a box?
Have you done it with a fox?
Have you done it in a tree?
Have you done it with more than three?
Have you done it in the rain?
Have you done it for the pain?
Have you done it 'tween the tits?
Have you done it wearing mitts?
Have you done it packed in rubber?
Have you done it undercover?
Have you done it on a perch?
Have you done it in a church?
Have you done it with a virgin?
Have you done it with a sturgeon?
Have you done it with ropes and chains?
Have you done it while insane?
Have you done it on the stage?
Have you done it underage?
Have you done it with all your friends?
Have you done it in both ends?
Have you done it with your dog?
Have you done it on a log?
Have you done it under clamps?
Have you done it with the lamps?
Have you done it without style?
Have you done it on the bathroom tile?
Have you done it for all to see?
Have you ever had VD?
Have you done it on Mother's couch?
Have you done it in your mouth?
Have you done it while on tape?
Have you done it out of shape?
Have you done it on live TV?
Have you done it whilst you pee?
Have you done it in the gym?
Have you done it on a whim?
Have you done it on a dare?

Do you really think we care?

Answer these and count your "no"s,
Pray this number never grows;
Fifty questions we asked thee,
Score times two's your Purity.

Mod ... feel free to delete if wholly inappropriate ...

[denizaksulu]

Thx for your CV Oracle. Great one.

[miltiades]

No problem. I'm very forgiving although do love to make a man grovel now and again.

You must be an attractive woman Feisty !!

[Oracle]

No problem. I'm very forgiving although do love to make a man grovel now and again.

You must be an attractive woman Feisty !!

I think they're grovelling to get away ....

[Jerry]

No problem. I'm very forgiving although do love to make a man grovel now and again.

You must be an attractive woman Feisty !!

Sounds like love is in the air

[denizaksulu]

No problem. I'm very forgiving although do love to make a man grovel now and again.

You must be an attractive woman Feisty !!

Will that be a requirement for the Lingri/cricket team then Milti?

[Oracle]

Thx for your CV Oracle. Great one.

Looks like I need to try harder if I'm going to shock Lana into hitting that delete button ...

[denizaksulu]

Thx for your CV Oracle. Great one.

Looks like I need to try harder if I'm going to shock Lana into hitting that delete button ...

Shhh. Dont tell anyone, but its her night OFF.

[Oracle]

Thx for your CV Oracle. Great one.

Looks like I need to try harder if I'm going to shock Lana into hitting that delete button ...

Shhh. Dont tell anyone, but its her night OFF.

The delete-button finger must be needing a manicure ....