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[Oracle]

What is the point of rhenghess ... the smoked salted herrings

I just thought I'd try little variety in my diet and bought a rhengaa.

I put it in the oven for about 10 minutes and the darned thing has exploded leaving bits stuck all over the oven and the whole house stinks like a fishmongers ....

The remnants taste disgusting ...

The dog won't leave me alone whilst I try to clean up ...

Why?

[Magnus]

You're not supposed to eat them. You're supposed to use them as weapons. Nobody likes a slap with a Renga.

[Oracle]

OK... Can they help solve the Cyprus Problem?

[Magnus]

Sure, just make a list of people that need a slap and let 'em have it!

[umit07]

What is the point of rhenghess ... the smoked salted herrings

I just thought I'd try little variety in my diet and bought a rhengaa.

I put it in the oven for about 10 minutes and the darned thing has exploded leaving bits stuck all over the oven and the whole house stinks like a fishmongers ....

The remnants taste disgusting ...

The dog won't leave me alone whilst I try to clean up ...

Why?

This had be laughing for a good 2 minutes Still having a hard time getting over it!!!!!

[Oracle]

You're a Monty Python fan I can tell ....

(Fish Slapping Dance )

[Oracle]

What is the point of rhenghess ... the smoked salted herrings

I just thought I'd try little variety in my diet and bought a rhengaa.

I put it in the oven for about 10 minutes and the darned thing has exploded leaving bits stuck all over the oven and the whole house stinks like a fishmongers ....

The remnants taste disgusting ...

The dog won't leave me alone whilst I try to clean up ...

Why?

This had be laughing for a good 2 minutes Still having a hard time getting over it!!!!!

Well how do you heat things up in the north little tyke?

[Eliko]

OK... Can they help solve the Cyprus Problem?

Possibly , if applied correctly :-

Any politician that tells lies, will be forcefully fed with them until he/she chokes to death.

Result :- No politicians, = 'Peace on Earth' (simple)

[umit07]

What is the point of rhenghess ... the smoked salted herrings

I just thought I'd try little variety in my diet and bought a rhengaa.

I put it in the oven for about 10 minutes and the darned thing has exploded leaving bits stuck all over the oven and the whole house stinks like a fishmongers ....

The remnants taste disgusting ...

The dog won't leave me alone whilst I try to clean up ...

Why?

This had be laughing for a good 2 minutes Still having a hard time getting over it!!!!!

Well how do you heat things up in the north little tyke?

Oracle you still don't get it! You DO NOT cook Renga , you take it out of the plastic and eat it!! I personally hate the stuff, it stinks.

You will learn in time

[Oracle]

What is the point of rhenghess ... the smoked salted herrings

I just thought I'd try little variety in my diet and bought a rhengaa.

I put it in the oven for about 10 minutes and the darned thing has exploded leaving bits stuck all over the oven and the whole house stinks like a fishmongers ....

The remnants taste disgusting ...

The dog won't leave me alone whilst I try to clean up ...

Why?

This had be laughing for a good 2 minutes Still having a hard time getting over it!!!!!

Well how do you heat things up in the north little tyke?

Oracle you still don't get it! You DO NOT cook Renga , you take it out of the plastic and eat it!! I personally hate the stuff, it stinks.

You will learn in time

Well that might be how barbarian savages eat their food, but down here in the civilised south, we don't eat raw meat!