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[Jerry]

Invite Bubbles round for a champagne bath (be a gentleman and take the end with the taps), that's bound to impress her, no straws though!

[denizaksulu]

Invite Bubbles round for a champagne bath (be a gentleman and take the end with the taps), that's bound to impress her, no straws though!

What about Arachnids with their Web[bo']s?

[Jerry]

Invite Bubbles round for a champagne bath (be a gentleman and take the end with the taps), that's bound to impress her, no straws though!

What about Arachnids with their Web[bo']s?

Be brave, I'm sure the experience will be worth it.

[denizaksulu]

Invite Bubbles round for a champagne bath (be a gentleman and take the end with the taps), that's bound to impress her, no straws though!

What about Arachnids with their Web[bo']s?

Be brave, I'm sure the experience will be worth it.

Ok, I will gather some siphonapteras and dipterans as bait.

[Agios Ionas]

You seem to be talking from personal experience. I used to have a restaurant in a major UK tourist city, let me tell you what I found. The Italians were the noisiest, the Russians were the rudest, the French were very polite as were the Germans and Americans.

Yes, I speak from personal experience. Don't we all?

Funny you should mention Italians. They, together with Spanish speaking people, are usually pretty noisy. The speak loudly and laugh loudly. It's easy to tell when they're having a good time.

Poor Russians are friendly people. Russians with money act as if they can get away with anything. They're living the American dream full scale... on overdrive.

The French are usually known to be rude towards tourists who doesn't speak French. But when they're the tourist they are very polite indeed.

Some Germans from the North can be quite rude. The ones from the Roman Catholic parts in the south are much more polite and friendly. Once again... this is my personal experience with Germans.

50% of the Americans are rednecks or wealthy right wing evangelist arseholes. The rest are pretty much like us Europeans. Funnily enough the most friendly Americans I've met have been of Japanese, Hispanic or Italian descent.

Different destinations attract different "classes" of tourist I suppose - the more tatoos the ruder the tourist

Spot on! This is very true.

Says Ionas ~ proudly sporting exactly 0 tattoos.

[Jerry]

Invite Bubbles round for a champagne bath (be a gentleman and take the end with the taps), that's bound to impress her, no straws though!

What about Arachnids with their Web[bo']s?

Be brave, I'm sure the experience will be worth it.

Ok, I will gather some siphonapteras and dipterans as bait.

Thanks for the biology lesson, will you give your bathmate one.

[denizaksulu]

Invite Bubbles round for a champagne bath (be a gentleman and take the end with the taps), that's bound to impress her, no straws though!

What about Arachnids with their Web[bo']s?

Be brave, I'm sure the experience will be worth it.

Ok, I will gather some siphonapteras and dipterans as bait.

Thanks for the biology lesson, will you give your bathmate one.

I dont bathe........I only shower.

[webbo]

Invite Bubbles round for a champagne bath (be a gentleman and take the end with the taps), that's bound to impress her, no straws though!

STOP PRESS!

WATER SHORTAGE HERE GUYS



as if I would anyway.......................

Bubbles x

[webbo]

Invite Bubbles round for a champagne bath (be a gentleman and take the end with the taps), that's bound to impress her, no straws though!

What about Arachnids with their Web[bo']s?

Beware indeed!

B x

[webbo]

Invite Bubbles round for a champagne bath (be a gentleman and take the end with the taps), that's bound to impress her, no straws though!

What about Arachnids with their Web[bo']s?

Be brave, I'm sure the experience will be worth it.

Ok, I will gather some siphonapteras and dipterans as bait.

Thanks for the biology lesson, will you give your bathmate one.

Drugs, blatant misuse of our precious water and back to school too! Whatever next? I can hear you two (don't mind me - obviously!) reminiscing you know