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Teacher: Who were the first human beings?
Pupil: Adam and Eve.
Teacher: And what nationality were they?
Pupil: Indian, of course.
Teacher: And how ho you know they were Indian?
Pupil: Easy. They had no roof over their heads, no clothes to wear and only one apple between them - and they called it Paradise.

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Teacher: Who were the first human beings?
Pupil: Adam and Eve.
Teacher: And what nationality were they?
Pupil: Indian, of course.
Teacher: And how ho you know they were Indian?
Pupil: Easy. They had no roof over their heads, no clothes to wear and only one apple between them - and they called it Paradise.

Oh, Happy days.

Sit down and watch football and no one knocking on the door while the wife is preparing the 'takeaway' for dinner with a Keo in one hand. Paradise indeed.