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Should I sell this person my car?

Postby Jerry » Fri Jun 06, 2008 9:52 pm

Thought this could amuse you, I believe it's from a Nigerian Finn.

Hii,



How are u doing today ?

Wow thanks soo much for the mail and yea i its really my taste,i cant wait to see it.As for the payment i will ask my Bussines Accosociate to issue a Certified Uk Bank Draft of £11,000and once u get the cheque u are to get The Cheque deposited into ur bank account and once it clears u deduct the cost of the Citroen Berlingo which is £5,950 deduct £200 am willing to give u for ur efforts.U are to help me wire the balance inform of a cash via western union the same day u get the cheque to my shipper and in just 3 or 4 days after my shipping agent will come down to ur location for the pick-up right thre at ur location.

Pls i will need the following ful datas from u.

Name....(to be on the cheque)

Full Address.....

State....

Postal Code....

Country.....

Telephone number...(Cell,Office,Home,)


Pls i will really be glad if u could get the balance wired the same day the cheque clears ur account cos am highly sure that once my shipper get the balance from u is going to come down to ur location in just 3 or 4 days after for the pick-up.


Thanks soo much and i look up to ur email today


Regards ..

Mr Walker Flake (WF)


So is it a scam, is Walker Flake :lol: :lol: :lol: trying to con me?
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Postby bill cobbett » Fri Jun 06, 2008 10:06 pm

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Postby roseandchan » Fri Jun 06, 2008 10:53 pm

scam, trust know one. talking of scams can anyone help me with this spelling of a name? the name is derrick, is it someones regional dialect spelling of derek or is it a scam? the guy is ment to be english. he is seller of friends house but they can't get the deeds until this guy pays his capital gains tax and hes done a runner. when i saw the name i thought it was strange, any ideas?
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Postby Bill » Fri Jun 06, 2008 11:42 pm

Come on Jerry :roll:

Don't play all innocent ~ you know it's a scam. :lol:

But seriously though you would be surprised how many actually fall for this type of scam .

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Postby Jerry » Sat Jun 07, 2008 12:09 am

Bill wrote:Come on Jerry :roll:

Don't play all innocent ~ you know it's a scam. :lol:

But seriously though you would be surprised how many actually fall for this type of scam .

Bill


Hello Bill, my wife said "I think we have sold the car" so I went along with it. I actually bought its replacement before I put the Citroen on the market, sad thing is I prefer the old car to the new one so in a way I hope the new one may have to go cos we can't afford to run three cars.
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Postby Bill » Sat Jun 07, 2008 12:44 am

Jerry wrote:
Bill wrote:Come on Jerry :roll:

Don't play all innocent ~ you know it's a scam. :lol:

But seriously though you would be surprised how many actually fall for this type of scam .

Bill


Hello Bill, my wife said "I think we have sold the car" so I went along with it. I actually bought its replacement before I put the Citroen on the market, sad thing is I prefer the old car to the new one so in a way I hope the new one may have to go cos we can't afford to run three cars.


No problem Jerry ~ you will be getting a email shortly advising you that you have won €11 million :shock: on the European on line lottery because your email address has been picked out at random as a top prize winner.

So all you have to do is pay the guys in Holland around €25,000 for lawyers fees and taxes and the money will be yours :roll:

That's another scam that does very well and thousands apparently fall for it every year ~ personally I just can't understand how unless they are pretty thick.

Bill ~~~ who can only afford one car let alone three :( even though I won the European on line lottery four times last year and once this year :shock:
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Postby webbo » Sat Jun 07, 2008 7:51 am

roseandchan wrote:scam, trust know one. talking of scams can anyone help me with this spelling of a name? the name is derrick, is it someones regional dialect spelling of derek or is it a scam? the guy is ment to be english. he is seller of friends house but they can't get the deeds until this guy pays his capital gains tax and hes done a runner. when i saw the name i thought it was strange, any ideas?



Definitions of derrick on the Web:

* The structure used to support the crown blocks and the drillstring of a drilling rig. Derricks are usually pyramidal in shape, and offer a good ...
www.rpintegrated.com/glossary_d.htm

* a large load bearing structure, usually of bolted construction. In drilling, the standard derrick has four legs standing at the corners of the substructure and reaching to the crown block.
www.fi.edu/fellows/fellow2/jan99/new/oilvocab.html

* A ship-mounted crane used to lift cargo on and off a ship.
www.plimsoll.org/Glossary/

* Load-bearing towerlike framework over an oil/gas well which holds the hoisting and lowering equipment.
www.oilonline.com/index.php

* A lifting device which takes a number of forms including: a pole, held in position by a number of guy ropes, at the top of which a hoisting rope passes over a pulley; and a three-legged framework over a borehole, used primarily to allow lengths of drill rod to be added to the drilling column.
www.quarrying.org/dictionary/d.html

* a framework erected over an oil well to allow drill tubes to be raised and lowered
* a simple crane having lifting tackle slung from a boom
wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn

* A derrick is a lifting device composed of one mast or pole which is hinged freely at the bottom. It is controlled by (usually 4) lines powered by some such means as man-hauling or motors, so that the pole can move in all 4 directions. ...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derrick

* Derrick is a famous German TV series produced by Telenova Film- und Fernsehproduktion in association with ZDF, ORF and SRG between 1974 and 1998 about Detective Chief Inspector (Oberinspektor) Stephan Derrick (Horst Tappert) and his loyal assistant Inspector (Kriminalhauptmeister) Harry Klein ...

Hope this helps

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derrick (TV series) 8)
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