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Let's try and revive this dead parrot of a thread .... It has expired its half-life prematurely (thanks to Miltiades! ).

I am fluorescent green and can glow in the dark, with the right scintillating company A Geiger counter held to my skin pulsates until the needle reaches its peak just before we explode upon nuclear fusion.

Clean-up required for fallout ....

[Eliko]

As the famous Irish playwright 'Brendan Behan' once remarked when in the company of some of the world's leading politicians :-

"We are ruled by Peers, Queers and Racketeers".

When questioned as to his opinions on racial issues and segregation he remarked:-

"There are three colours of mankind, Black, White and the colour of Shite !"

He then went on to say:-

"Except for those like myself and my friend Eliko here, those of us with true Irish blood in our veins, WE are GREEN !"

(Not a bad bit of fabrication on my part if I may be so bold, certainly on a par with some of the rubbish being spouted on the forum I'll warrant)

Sorry, forgot to add :- "Here's to a chink in the Lion's tail !" (traditional GREEN toast).... Any who do not understand, don't bother to ask.

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