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An old lady dies and goes to heaven.
She's chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates
when all of a sudden she hears the most awful, blood
curdling screams.

Don't worry about that,' says St. Peter,
'It's only someone having the holes put into her
shoulder blades for the wings.'

The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries on
with the conversation.

Ten minutes later, there are more blood curdling screams.

'Oh my God,' says the old lady, 'now what is
happening?'

'Not to worry,' says St. Peter,
'She's just having her head drilled to fit the halo.'

'I can't do this,' says the old lady,
'I'm going to hell.'

'You can't go there,' says St. Peter.
'You'll be raped and taken advantage of.'

' Maybe so, says the old lady, but I've already
got the holes for that.'

[tayl0r]

haha that made me giggle :p

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Good un!

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