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A tale of 2 prawns

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A tale of 2 prawns

Postby webbo » Wed Jun 04, 2008 11:34 pm

I give myself a big groan for this one!


Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were

swimming around in the sea, one called Justin and the other called

Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and

threatened by sharks that inhabited the area.



Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm fed up with being a

prawn; I wish I was a shark, and then I wouldn't have any worries

about being eaten."



A large mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted."



Low and behold, Justin turned into a shark.



Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten

by his old mate. Time passed (as it invariably does) and Justin

found life as a shark boring and lonely. All his old mates simply

swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realize

that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.



While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he

thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a

prawn. He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and,

low and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn.



With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam back to his

friends and bought them all a cocktail (the punch line does not

involve a prawn cocktail - it's much worse). Looking around the

gathering at the reef he realized he couldn't see his old pal.



"Where's Christian?" he asked.



"He's at home, still distraught that his best friend changed sides

to the enemy & became a shark," came the reply.



Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and

torture, He set off to Christian's abode. As he opened the coral

gate, memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and

shouted: "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me

again."

Christian replied, "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark,

the enemy, and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner."



Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've

changed........."





(You're going to love this.....)























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"I've found Cod. I'm a Prawn again Christian."


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Postby denizaksulu » Wed Jun 04, 2008 11:56 pm

OMG. They are everywhere :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Eliko » Thu Jun 05, 2008 12:23 am

DIABOLICAL ...............(in a loud voice) :lol: :lol: :wink:
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Postby webbo » Thu Jun 05, 2008 7:35 am

Eliko wrote:DIABOLICAL ...............(in a loud voice) :lol: :lol: :wink:



I know - and they get worse! :wink:


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Postby skyvet » Thu Jun 05, 2008 11:33 am

Loved it!! Certainly hit my giggle spot :lol: :lol:
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Postby parsons22 » Thu Jun 05, 2008 9:17 pm

Ha'Ha'Ha' very good :lol: :lol:
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