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Postby Big Al » Thu Aug 07, 2008 11:29 am

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connor wrote:I was told it was 50 years old....!!!!!!


yea its something like that, you dont have to do the training like the younger soldiers but you do need to do the paperwork and stuff.


Oh great...looking forward in shuffling paper around...should be a breeze then... :lol:

I heard that if you are a catholic you are exempt...is this true?

I could become a catholic if the need arises... :lol: ...actually in a heart beat... :lol:


Im sure claiming you are gay will also make you exempt from any countries military...just tell them you are a pillow biter


That's going a bit too far...but what about doing a klinger? :lol:


So you wont lie and tell them you're gay but you'll wear women's clothes??
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Postby boomerang » Thu Aug 07, 2008 11:33 am

Big Al wrote:
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Big Al wrote:
boomerang wrote:
tayl0r wrote:
connor wrote:I was told it was 50 years old....!!!!!!


yea its something like that, you dont have to do the training like the younger soldiers but you do need to do the paperwork and stuff.


Oh great...looking forward in shuffling paper around...should be a breeze then... :lol:

I heard that if you are a catholic you are exempt...is this true?

I could become a catholic if the need arises... :lol: ...actually in a heart beat... :lol:


Im sure claiming you are gay will also make you exempt from any countries military...just tell them you are a pillow biter


That's going a bit too far...but what about doing a klinger? :lol:


So you wont lie and tell them you're gay but you'll wear women's clothes??


at least the suffering won't be as severe... :lol:

but then again, they might like seeing men in tights... :lol:
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Postby boomerang » Thu Aug 07, 2008 11:34 am

connor wrote:Klinger..? Nah...that would just get you promoted to kitchen duties...


how do you know?...is there something you are not telling us...come on cough it out... :lol:
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Postby tayl0r » Thu Aug 07, 2008 11:34 am

Even if i was gay, id still do the army. i think women should do the army aswel. nothing wrong with that at all.
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Postby connor » Thu Aug 07, 2008 11:34 am

On entering in 1988 we had to have medicals. My brother told them he was mentally deranged and thought he was Napoleon..he even held one arm in a sling and feigned a stutter.

The doc was not amused and shouted something at him in greek.

He signed him fit to serve.
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Postby boomerang » Thu Aug 07, 2008 11:37 am

tayl0r wrote:Even if i was gay, id still do the army. i think women should do the army aswel. nothing wrong with that at all.


yeah...and sleep in the same barracks...nothing wrong with that at all...I am all for it... :lol:
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Postby connor » Thu Aug 07, 2008 11:38 am

Please DON'T enter a cypriot army camp dressed as a woman mate...!
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Postby tayl0r » Thu Aug 07, 2008 11:38 am

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tayl0r wrote:Even if i was gay, id still do the army. i think women should do the army aswel. nothing wrong with that at all.


yeah...and sleep in the same barracks...nothing wrong with that at all...I am all for it... :lol:


nah i think the army is for the army. nothing else, serious business, nothing more.
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Postby connor » Thu Aug 07, 2008 11:41 am

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tayl0r wrote:Even if i was gay, id still do the army. i think women should do the army aswel. nothing wrong with that at all.


yeah...and sleep in the same barracks...nothing wrong with that at all...I am all for it... :lol:


nah i think the army is for the army. nothing else, serious business, nothing more.


Pups got a lot to learn...!
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Postby Big Al » Thu Aug 07, 2008 11:41 am

tayl0r wrote:Even if i was gay, id still do the army. i think women should do the army aswel. nothing wrong with that at all.


If you were gay, chances are you wouldnt last 2 minutes in any army.
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